A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry.A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry.A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry.
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Did you know
- TriviaMoney was raised via a Indiegogo Fundraiser in 2015 which helped the production of Dickshark.
- GoofsAfter Dick makes a bad pun, he calls Kayla by the actress's name, Lydia.
- ConnectionsReferenced in I Hate Everything: the Search for the Worst: Shark Exorcist (2016)
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Plot
A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry. Wait, this is not a porn story. Rather, it is an absurd science-fiction movie that features a curious new species, the Dickshark. In some ways this story asks the same questions that Mary Shelly did when she wrote "Frankenstein.
Cast
Not being my general type of thing I was unfamiliar with anyone except Erin Brown who is better known as her erotic movie alter ego Misty Mundae.
Verdict
Dickshark was a recommendation otherwise I'd not have likely watched it even for the novelty factor. When I looked on IMDB I facepalmed at the cover art and scratched my head at the runtime, how could this be three hours in length?
Within moments I saw what type of film this was and I use the term film very loosely. Each scene features the same formula, a guy and a girl and for often unexplained reasons she's naked, topless or in her underwear. The banter between them is juvenile, the acting non-existent and then we'll have some involvement with the "Dick Shark" and it makes Scyfy movies look like they're on 200 million budgets.
To be clear there really is no plot here, it's just three hours.....yep it really is three hours....of T&A. Girl jiggles boobs, man makes bad jokes.
The novelty element could have made for a short film but not a feature and certainly not something of this length.
Outside of teen boys I don't see who'd like this and I honestly question if they would either.
Rants
I don't get it, what were they thinking when they made this? Was it a lost bet? Was it a dare? I struggle to believe anyone actually thought this was a good idea. It's like troma mixed with softcore porn but without much sex, I'm really lost for words and blown away that this exists and this is coming from a guy who watches a LOT of weird indie flicks.
Breakdown
Constant close up female genital shots were unnecessary No plot Awful acting Cast have no place in front of the camera Everyone involved should be embarassed.
A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry. Wait, this is not a porn story. Rather, it is an absurd science-fiction movie that features a curious new species, the Dickshark. In some ways this story asks the same questions that Mary Shelly did when she wrote "Frankenstein.
Cast
Not being my general type of thing I was unfamiliar with anyone except Erin Brown who is better known as her erotic movie alter ego Misty Mundae.
Verdict
Dickshark was a recommendation otherwise I'd not have likely watched it even for the novelty factor. When I looked on IMDB I facepalmed at the cover art and scratched my head at the runtime, how could this be three hours in length?
Within moments I saw what type of film this was and I use the term film very loosely. Each scene features the same formula, a guy and a girl and for often unexplained reasons she's naked, topless or in her underwear. The banter between them is juvenile, the acting non-existent and then we'll have some involvement with the "Dick Shark" and it makes Scyfy movies look like they're on 200 million budgets.
To be clear there really is no plot here, it's just three hours.....yep it really is three hours....of T&A. Girl jiggles boobs, man makes bad jokes.
The novelty element could have made for a short film but not a feature and certainly not something of this length.
Outside of teen boys I don't see who'd like this and I honestly question if they would either.
Rants
I don't get it, what were they thinking when they made this? Was it a lost bet? Was it a dare? I struggle to believe anyone actually thought this was a good idea. It's like troma mixed with softcore porn but without much sex, I'm really lost for words and blown away that this exists and this is coming from a guy who watches a LOT of weird indie flicks.
Breakdown
Constant close up female genital shots were unnecessary No plot Awful acting Cast have no place in front of the camera Everyone involved should be embarassed.
- Platypuschow
- Aug 18, 2023
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- Also known as
- Frankenshark
- Filming locations
- Woodland Park, New Jersey, USA(Garrett Mountain Reservation)
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- Budget
- $6,000 (estimated)
- Runtime3 hours 20 minutes
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- 16:9 HD
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