Handsome Devil (2016)

Andrew Scott: Dan Sherry

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• Dan Sherry : [if]  You spend your whole life being someone else, WHO'S GONNA BE YOU?

• Dan Sherry : There is no limit to what you can learn from reading.

• Dan Sherry : Some boys don't play rugby. What about those boys?

• Dan Sherry : Arthur's me fella.

• Dan Sherry : In the meantime, we're going to be reading "Lord of the Flies" by Golding, a cautionary tale about giving power to an impressionable mass of fragrant and unkempt urchins - not that that's ever gonna happen in my class.

• Dan Sherry : [first day in his new class]  Darren Finnegan! Did you make that absurd noise?

  [silence from everyone] 

  Dan Sherry : Age: sixteen. Birthday: June. Shoe size: eight and a half. Fan of Formula One car racing. Allergic to milk, and therefore all dairy. Father: a management consultant. Mother: stay at home mom. Uh, bed-wetter, I imagine, and a coward for sure. Congratulations, Mr. Finnegan, you are today's winner of the witless tool competition. Be gone!

• [Ned starts playing guitar, one chord only, repeatedly] 

  Dan Sherry : Okay, so that's D.

  Ned Roche : That's D.

  [Ned plays D again after a pause] 

  Dan Sherry : Is D your only...

  Ned Roche : D is my only chord, yeah!

• Dan Sherry : The next person to make a single solitary sound of any sort is in hideous trouble.