- Happy Quinn: [Toby tries to free Happy's leg as she's hanging upside down] Okay, what are you thinking? Candy's going to come out of me?
- Toby Curtis: I can't reach.
- Cabe Gallo: Quit screwing around! Firefighters will be there in a minute.
- Happy Quinn: I've got an idea.
- [Happy starts removes her belt]
- Toby Curtis: What are you doing?
- Happy Quinn: I'm taking my pants off.
- Toby Curtis: Dear diary, it finally happened.
- Sylvester Dodd: I can't believe I'm not there with you.
- Location Scout: I can't believe I got caught by you.
- Sylvester Dodd: My name is Sylvester Dodd. We're with Agent Cabe Gallo, badge number 2835. I'm requesting an immediate extraction for a humanitarian mission in Kazakstan where they are protecting civilians from illegal nuclear weapons.
- Receptionist: This is the National Association of Theatre Owners. You want the NATO on Pico.
- Ray Spiewack: That's my bad.
- Paige Dineen: Are you sure about this?
- Walter O'Brien: No, it's effectively an experiment. And experiments have uncertainties.
- Toby Curtis: [Sarcastically] Fantastic.
- Walter O'Brien: What I am certain of - are my abilities.
- Paige Dineen: [Momentary pause then Paige turns an faces the others] Maybe it's the outfit, but I'm with Walter.
- Walter O'Brien: Happy, I'm about to set off the fire alarm. Now on my mark, inhale deeply because you're going to be buried alive for about 20 seconds.
- Happy Quinn: Oh, sounds lovely.
- Walter O'Brien: Okay, go!