- Rabbit: You want to feature my bowling alley in a movie?
- David DeCoteau: Four or five depending on how the day goes, actually.
- Rabbit: Well, the going rate for most Hollywood types that come through here is... $25,000.
- David Del Valle: Ghoul, please.
- David DeCoteau: I've got 50 bucks.
- Rabbit: I'll take it.
- [first lines]
- Gingerdead Man: Oh wow, that's the good shit. Now I got the munchies! Yeah, yeah. Damn, you girls know what I want before I even say it. Wowzers! Getting kind of boring to be honest. I mean, don't get me wrong, this is great and all. Every fucked up thing I can think of happens instantly: boobs, murder, boobs, weed, boobs!
- Phoebe: Do you need help with anything before we open?
- Rabbit: Uh... Beer on tap?
- Phoebe: Check!
- Rabbit: Snacks stacked?
- Phoebe: Check!
- Rabbit: Pin setter jacked?
- Phoebe: Check!
- Rabbit: Fudge packed?
- Phoebe: Okay, that's really gross, but we actually carry that, so, check!
- Rabbit: My balls whacked?
- Phoebe: No, uh, you can do that yourself, okay, that's really inappropriate!
- Rabbit: Okay, well, just seeing if you were paying attention. And you passed the test by the way.