Nuru in the Family

In the '50s and '60s horror movie fans were treated to nutsy, almost desperate B- grade projects like "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" and "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter". Now we have spun off from the Nuru Massage porn website "Nuru in the Family", a very well-executed but crazy injection of crypto-incest into the popular massage parlor genre.

The notion is far-fetched, and for that reason the dialog set-up scenes preceding the humping are contrived and unconvincing. But once these very, very sexy honeys get down, soaped and greased up in special viscous Nuru liquids, and rub up against their male prey, it's time for serious wood.

The incest angle is completely lame, on purpose, as timid pornographers like to take the path of least resistance and certainly don't want further censorship imposed. Back-to-back episodes here don't play at all dramatically, as each time a guy shows up at a home/massage location and is shocked (or pretends to be) to find his step-mother or mother-in-law or sister-in-law there ready to lay hands upon him. It's not real incest or even close, and even if it were, who cares? I sense an Emperor's New Clothes phenomenon at work, but the fans don't seem to care.

Underneath all the fake trappings, "Nuru" delivers highly arousing tease footage and quality XXX content. The tease is highly ritualistic, making for a repetitive video since it is culled from near-identical vignettes created each as standalone content for the website. The slob shows up for a massage, banter, banter, then folks undress, they take a shower together which includes a brief blow-job (destroying for me the intended "suspense"), bathe together and then head for the massage table.

This being Nuru style, we get tons of gooey liquid applied that makes the standard oiling up ritual of a massage movie seem weak and old-hat by comparison. The liquid creates delightful squishing sounds, that have a Pavlovian effect as hand-jobs are performed. As in many an old Japanese movie, the masseuse rubs her body atop the man's, a surefire turn-on for him and audience alike. Sex follows leading to money shot.

Making that limited repertoire of moves work is a great femme cast. Siri is perfect here, her incomparable huge natural tits rubbing against and wrapping around Clover's gi-normous cock for a classic segment titled "My Brother's Wife". The fact that Clover can't act at all is easily overlooked as he brings amazing equipment to the task at hand.

Tyler Nixon has trouble keeping a straight face as a step-son who seduces reluctant masseuse/step-mom Nina Elle. This is a turnabout where it is the customer initiating sex for a change, as standard operating procedure for this family of websites is to have the masseuses supposedly surprising their clients (male or female) with more than an innocent rubdown. Elle impressed me, though her feigning reluctance as Nixon paws at her is ridiculous.

While not as ground-breaking, the other 3 vignettes are hot and overall package worthwhile. The videos from this new source (based in Canada) of both hetero and lesbian entertainment are promising, and I hope they will come up with more interesting story lines (following the recent example of B. Skow) in future.