- Beca: Guys, we've never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what's the plan?
- Serenity: Aw, you guys just sing other people's songs, right? Like karaoke? That's so cute!
- Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
- Fat Amy: If I joined your group I could be obesity.
- Emily: Alright ladies, pick up your tits we're going out!
- Chloe: What do you mean we're going out?
- Emily: What do you mean what do I mean? We just sucked balls in front of DJ Khaled.
- Aubrey: Hmm?
- Fat Amy: Listening.
- Emily: He's staying at that fancy casino hotel across the street. Okay, I say we all get up. We get dressed! We go over there and we show him that we are not a joke!
- Fat Amy: Emily, I... can't believe that a half decent idea came out of your dumb mouth.
- Emily: Thank you.
- Fat Amy: Okay. So let's get tarted up.
- Chloe: Tatted?
- Fat Amy: And... Tarted
- Aubrey: It sounds like tatted.
- Fat Amy: No, we get tarted up.
- Beca: She means tatted.
- Fat Amy: [points at Flo] She's the caramel tart.
- [points at Cynthia]
- Fat Amy: She's the chocolate tart.
- [points at Beca]
- Fat Amy: You're the vanilla tart.
- Beca: Thanks babe.
- Fat Amy: [points at Chloe] hmm...
- Emily: Oh tarted.
- Aubrey: Oh, taaarted. Tarted
- Fat Amy: If it's easier, we'll just say slutty.
- Fat Amy: [to their security detail at the military base in Spain] So this is first base. Will we be going to second base with you guys?
- [after the Bellas escape from the yacht's explosion, as helicopters and boats arrive at the scene]
- Fat Amy: I HATE CALIFORNIA!