- Paul Brewster: So, I hear you got a big date tonight. Who's the mystery boy?
- Pearl Brewster: Um, his name is Joey and he's not a boy, Dad. And I'm not a little girl anymore.
- Paul Brewster: They do stretch a lot. They're made out of latex and if you're allergic to latex you'll know because there will be a lot of burning.
- Pearl Brewster: Oh...
- Paul Brewster: Like fire.