- [first lines]
- Annie: [narrating] There is a place like no other on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say to survive it you need to be as mad as a hatter, which luckily... I am.
- Bonnie: [in confessional] Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
- Man: Easy, sweetheart.
- Bonnie: [lights up]
- Man: I don't think you're supposed to smoke in here.
- Bonnie: Guess I've sinned again then.
- Annie: Me? I'm the switchblade in the garters, the stiletto in the stilettoes. I'm the surprise they never see coming. Who says mystery's a lost art?