- Bray Johnson: I'm open to the possibility that whatever happens, even the bad stuff, can lead to better things.
- Miranda Wells: You can never be too careful. No matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.
- Title Card: There are only two ways to live your life. As if there were no miracles. The other is as though everything is...
- Bray Johnson: Your thoughts attract things with a force, that you cannot see, but is definitely real.
- Greg Wells: Okay, this is me thinking about pizza.
- [a pizza delivery boy knocks on the door]
- Bray Johnson: Don't look at me.
- Missy Wells: You're the one who has to sleep with him.
- Miranda Wells: Well, that's not the point, but thank you for that.
- Greg Wells: No. The point is... what do you want, Mom?
- Miranda Wells: I don't know.
- Missy Wells: Well, if you don't know, how are you supposed to ask for it?
- Miranda Wells: I guess I should figure that out, shouldn't I?