- Old Man on the Bus: Oh, you're a hunter; what do you prey upon?
- Old Man on the Bus: [to Michael Jackson's sentient escaped hard-light hologram]
- Michael Jackson's Hologram: nobody! That's ignorant!
- Michael Jackson's Hologram: [standing up and yelling]
- Old Man on the Bus: Well, you must have a favorite kind of prey?
- Michael Jackson's Hologram: Allegedly! Allegedly! That's ignorant!
- Old Man on the Bus: You know, excuse me for saying so, but... you seem kind of transparent.
- Michael Jackson's Hologram: That's ignorant, I'm just cold.
- Old Man on the Bus: I'm saying, it must make it easier to sneak up on your prey.
- Michael Jackson's Hologram: Allegedly! I'm weary of this conversation, can we please stop talking? Please! Ignorant.
- Tupac's Hologram: [after sleeping with Sharon] I gotta be leavin' now Sharon. I would leave you my number but I'm just a hologram and shit.
- [walks out of the front door]