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Review of Prophet

Prophet (1998 Video)
6/10
Sci-fi meets martial arts in this B-movie gem-part thriller, part flying fists extravaganza! Buckle up! 🚀
14 May 2024
In the mystical land of B-movies, where martial arts meet sci-fi, lies "Prophet," a 1998 gem that's part brain-bending thriller, part flying fists extravaganza.

Let's start with the pros. The premise of "Prophet" isn't half bad, folks. It's a semi-decent sci-fi thriller that manages to blend tried and tested sci-fi ideas with ancient martial arts. Picture "Premonition" meets "Enter the Dragon," but on a shoestring budget. The action sequences are where this film shines brightest. The martial art choreography is surprisingly well done, delivering a flurry of punches and kicks that would make Bruce Lee proud. Even Don "The Dragon" Wilson manages to break free from his wooden reputation and deliver a performance that doesn't feel like he's reading cue cards off-camera.

But, oh boy, do we have some cons to unpack. First off, let's address the elephant in the room-or rather, the poorly written female lead. It's as if the casting director thought acting talent was measured by cup size. Her performance is about as convincing as a rubber chicken doing Shakespeare. We're not sure if she's supposed to be a kick-ass agent or eye candy, but either way, it's a swing and a miss.

Then there's the story. Now, don't get me wrong, I love a good plot twist as much as the next cinephile, but "Prophet" feels like it was written on the back of a cocktail napkin during happy hour. The major hole in this plot was the premise that everyone needs to be eliminated? Who knows! Maybe the writers thought it sounded cool without bothering to explain why. It's like trying to follow a treasure map drawn by a toddler-it leads nowhere, and makes little sense.

Despite its flaws, "Prophet" manages to entertain in a guilty pleasure sort of way. It's like that movie you stumble upon late at night when you can't sleep, and suddenly you're sucked into a vortex of cheesy dialogue and over-the-top fight scenes. You know it's bad, but you can't look away.

In the end, "Prophet" is wild, ridiculous, and oddly captivating. So grab your popcorn, suspend your disbelief, and enjoy the ride. After all, as they say in the movies, "It's not the destination, it's the journey." And boy, is this journey a wild one.
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