Review of Robot Ninja

I'm serious. This guy is lower than the most talentless hack. Lower that Al Adamson. Lower than Larry Buchanon. He is the worst. He's even lower than Todd Sheets. This man should NEVER be allowed to go near any kind of recording device ever. Not even a digital voice recorder. This is lower than trash. In fact, if I had a choice of watching The Creeping Terror twenty times or sitting through this stinking pile of direct to video garbage ever again, I'd happily choose The Creeping Terror AND I'd eat popcorn during every single viewing. This is beyond unwatchable. How I sat through this, I can't explain. I've seen many, many, many bad movies. The list is in the hundreds, this is the worst of the entire 1980's. This guy must be selling blood or sperm or stealing kidneys from the unwary to finance his terrible production. Bookwalter makes Ed Wood look like Christopher Nolan! There's no Robot Ninja in this, just a dumb comic book artist who decides to become a vigilante and, wearing a ten cent mask and wolverine like claws, goes around attempting to right wrongs. This movie's 'story', and I'm sorry to call it that, has plot holes in it's plot holes. The acting is below bad as are the unspecial effects, the directing, the lighting. Dang. Let me cut this short; it's just bad all around. No, it's below bad. It's sub bad. One would have to dig twenty feet beneath bad to find this. This movie makes me wish I could get laser surgery on the brain cells that will remember this forever, and have them excised. IT'S THAT BAD. Please, learn from my example and don't watch this! DON'T!