Review of Scaredy Cat

. . . what viewer will not think immediately of America's preeminent ghostly mansion, aka our White House in Washington, DC. Both the crumbling abode featured in SCAREDY CAT and the USA's so-call "Executive Mansion" are overrun with shadowy rodents. Mrs. Carter reported she could not even enjoy a languorous bath from 1977 through 1981 without having the specter of W. H. Taft, a walrus-shaped dude infamously stuck for seven hours in that very spot April 14, 1912, interrupting her solitude. Hilary had to contend with Dick Mill-House Noxious' elongated snout poking at her whenever she was changing pant suits. Both the future Jackie O. And the later Michelle O reputedly saw U. S. Grant far afield from his Manhattan Tomb. With Real Life rat-faced spirits such as these running amok within America's house, why should Porky expect anything better?