HERCULES AND THE TYRANTS OF BABYLON stars Peter Lupus (aka: Rock Stevens) as the terminally-shirtless muscle mound of the title.
It seems that the Babylonians are having trouble acquiring more slaves, as Hercules keeps tossing ten-ton tater tots of stone at their soldiers. He also uses his trusty tree to swat them like the bugs they are! This ticks off the wicked trio of King Assur (Tullio Altamura), his brother, Salmanassur (Livio Lorenzon), and their sister, Taneal (Helga Line).
Oh no!
The queen of a rival nation has been enslaved by these Babylonian baddies! Have no fear! Herc is on his way! Joining up with a third nation, H-Man uses his 500-lb. Club to bop Babylonians like bipedal golf balls!
Can Hercules save the queen, free the slaves, and avoid his own demise? Well, let's just say that he's the well-oiled bowling ball, and his foes are the puny pins!
Of course, there must be a "test of strength", involving other muscular types. This time, everyone gets a big club. The sound of their impact is like pumpkins being smacked by wiffle bats full of pudding!
Oh no, again!
After reducing his opponents to jelly, Hercules stumbles upon the Babylonians' "doomsday device"!
Prepare the drinks, sit your scrawny selves down, and behold the go-rilla-sized wonder that is Hercules!...
It seems that the Babylonians are having trouble acquiring more slaves, as Hercules keeps tossing ten-ton tater tots of stone at their soldiers. He also uses his trusty tree to swat them like the bugs they are! This ticks off the wicked trio of King Assur (Tullio Altamura), his brother, Salmanassur (Livio Lorenzon), and their sister, Taneal (Helga Line).
Oh no!
The queen of a rival nation has been enslaved by these Babylonian baddies! Have no fear! Herc is on his way! Joining up with a third nation, H-Man uses his 500-lb. Club to bop Babylonians like bipedal golf balls!
Can Hercules save the queen, free the slaves, and avoid his own demise? Well, let's just say that he's the well-oiled bowling ball, and his foes are the puny pins!
Of course, there must be a "test of strength", involving other muscular types. This time, everyone gets a big club. The sound of their impact is like pumpkins being smacked by wiffle bats full of pudding!
Oh no, again!
After reducing his opponents to jelly, Hercules stumbles upon the Babylonians' "doomsday device"!
Prepare the drinks, sit your scrawny selves down, and behold the go-rilla-sized wonder that is Hercules!...