Where to start....OK five people who absolutely embody everything that is wrong with humanity today go on vacation to a beach house in Oregon. Someone disappears. By the 30 minute mark you'll wish every loathesome character in this pretentious, bloated mess of a movie would do the same. It only goes downhill from there. It's hard to enjoy a movie when every character is a pompous ass that deserves the worst that can happen. To summarize: this absolutely stinks and there is no reason to ever endure it, I've done that for us all.