I'm watching the RiffTrax version, but I've seen this years ago.
Another movie based entirely around a gimmick weapon.
His sword has the same flaw as the original Clash of the Titians... No torque.
Why is this guy holding a pineapple helmet?
Isn't Talon overheating? He is wearing way too much for the temperature.
Talon is a one trick pony. Use something besides fire.
Don't thank him until your out.
So many people in this movie need a serious haircut. I've seen less out of co trim hair during the pandemic.
There is not a lot of sword and barely any sorcerer.
Is it in his contract that he must always wear something overly fluffy on this shoulders?
I was gonna say this is the perfect time for a headbutt.
Who puts people in jail with all their stuff?
Thanks for the needless slow pan to his other hand.
Well you wasted a lot of time passing swords.
Why did he keep pumping the grinder when his own head was going into it? At least less fever.
Why is that random noble at the dinner table wearing a plush hat, a cape, and not shirt? I mean there are plenty of people in this movie without a shirt that should have one, but this guy is just awkward looking. No one will take him seriously.
How did this movie make almost 10 times its budget?
Shouldn't bleeds from his neck have an advantage over bleeds from his eyes?
This is where they got the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Another movie based entirely around a gimmick weapon.
His sword has the same flaw as the original Clash of the Titians... No torque.
Why is this guy holding a pineapple helmet?
Isn't Talon overheating? He is wearing way too much for the temperature.
Talon is a one trick pony. Use something besides fire.
Don't thank him until your out.
So many people in this movie need a serious haircut. I've seen less out of co trim hair during the pandemic.
There is not a lot of sword and barely any sorcerer.
Is it in his contract that he must always wear something overly fluffy on this shoulders?
I was gonna say this is the perfect time for a headbutt.
Who puts people in jail with all their stuff?
Thanks for the needless slow pan to his other hand.
Well you wasted a lot of time passing swords.
Why did he keep pumping the grinder when his own head was going into it? At least less fever.
Why is that random noble at the dinner table wearing a plush hat, a cape, and not shirt? I mean there are plenty of people in this movie without a shirt that should have one, but this guy is just awkward looking. No one will take him seriously.
How did this movie make almost 10 times its budget?
Shouldn't bleeds from his neck have an advantage over bleeds from his eyes?
This is where they got the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.