After a drug exchange has gone bad and there are bodies laying all around as the Sheriff (Michael Paré) and his deputy (Michael J Long) show up. We know he is the sheriff because the car and badge say "sheriff" and they throw a font by him that says "sheriff" as a way to impress us with a grindhouse style that didn't make it. Not to give too much away, but there is a lot of money and drugs there and one guy is still alive.
The sheriff manages to survive but goes throw the movie with a large covering where his ear used to be. Brian Barnes (Johnny Messner) is the outlaw who escaped with the money. Unfortunately the son of drug lord Perez (Danny Trejo) was shot and he wants justice. Dolph Lundgren plays a DEA agent with glasses looking more like Rick Perry than himself. Vivica A. Fox played "The Skirt" while Natassia Malthe had a less flattering role as "The Braud." (sic)
They managed to get some of the top name "B" listers but the script was so bad, they couldn't save it. Nice play on words in the title, although I am not sure how it connected to the film. The CSI show up, look at the scene and by a visual are able to recreate every shot, who shot them, who got hit by friendly fire and the order in which the bullets were shot. I don't know why they were waiting on ballistics.
Guide: F-bomb, sex, near nudity.
The sheriff manages to survive but goes throw the movie with a large covering where his ear used to be. Brian Barnes (Johnny Messner) is the outlaw who escaped with the money. Unfortunately the son of drug lord Perez (Danny Trejo) was shot and he wants justice. Dolph Lundgren plays a DEA agent with glasses looking more like Rick Perry than himself. Vivica A. Fox played "The Skirt" while Natassia Malthe had a less flattering role as "The Braud." (sic)
They managed to get some of the top name "B" listers but the script was so bad, they couldn't save it. Nice play on words in the title, although I am not sure how it connected to the film. The CSI show up, look at the scene and by a visual are able to recreate every shot, who shot them, who got hit by friendly fire and the order in which the bullets were shot. I don't know why they were waiting on ballistics.
Guide: F-bomb, sex, near nudity.