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Ouija House (2018)
1/10
A horror movie for people who dispise horror movies.
14 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The Plancette points to NO!

Ouija House! It's low budget, stilted and cheap. Made for under $1,000,000, it somehow manages to look on par with a cheap HD porno at times using lazy flat framing, no colour-grading or depth and a sincere lack of character development. There's 0 suspense, laughable teelgraphed "jumpscares", and it all comes actors as hilarious instead of horrifying. Despite B-List stars like Dee Wallace (who is utterly wasted in her 3 scenes), Tara Reid (wasted, in two ways) and Misha Barton who disappears for 35% of the film despite being a supporting lead. They all ham up their performances for a pay check. The only actor who I thought did a serviceable job was the Black Best Friend. The script actually had mythology with its backstory that ultimately became muddled and messy, just like Ouija House.
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