This show, much like all the other daytime soaps, is so unappealing to a person with an actual life or brain, that it baffles me why people watch it. Oh, that's right--refer to my first sentence. What is the appeal of these shows?
A bunch of C-grade actors stand around on a stage set(none of it looks real) and give each other emotional looks.
Next-- "Joe, my real name is Bobby, and I'm actually a woman! From Mars!"
Joe looks astonished, with a camera zoom to his bewildered face, and silly music playing for dramatic effect.
Scene changes, immediately jumping to a 4 X 4 set of a bush and a park bench. Some couple is talking, holding a fake baby or something, and you realize one of them cheated.
Scene changes, immediately jumping to some generic living room set piece or office, where some 70 yr. old soap star with plastic surgery and 800 lbs. of makeup says "Dammit! I can't live like this anymore, Isabelle!"
Scene changes to some people laying in a bed naked, with the sheets pulled over them, looking all cuddly, talking about getting back to the office.
Scene changes to some other manufactured drama, all filmed in the same building, and then leaves you with the same cliffhangers they have been repeating and rehashing for 50 yrs.
Some old lady with nothing to do lays on the furniture with bed sores, wondering what will happen next week, then gets senile, forgetting the plot, and so enjoys it again later. Some fat person on welfare, or loser on a lunchbreak, or some guy forced to listen to this drivel in a doctor's office-- about the only people that you would ever find watching this. It is so insanely boring and bad, that it truly makes aliens avoid the planet...
A bunch of C-grade actors stand around on a stage set(none of it looks real) and give each other emotional looks.
Next-- "Joe, my real name is Bobby, and I'm actually a woman! From Mars!"
Joe looks astonished, with a camera zoom to his bewildered face, and silly music playing for dramatic effect.
Scene changes, immediately jumping to a 4 X 4 set of a bush and a park bench. Some couple is talking, holding a fake baby or something, and you realize one of them cheated.
Scene changes, immediately jumping to some generic living room set piece or office, where some 70 yr. old soap star with plastic surgery and 800 lbs. of makeup says "Dammit! I can't live like this anymore, Isabelle!"
Scene changes to some people laying in a bed naked, with the sheets pulled over them, looking all cuddly, talking about getting back to the office.
Scene changes to some other manufactured drama, all filmed in the same building, and then leaves you with the same cliffhangers they have been repeating and rehashing for 50 yrs.
Some old lady with nothing to do lays on the furniture with bed sores, wondering what will happen next week, then gets senile, forgetting the plot, and so enjoys it again later. Some fat person on welfare, or loser on a lunchbreak, or some guy forced to listen to this drivel in a doctor's office-- about the only people that you would ever find watching this. It is so insanely boring and bad, that it truly makes aliens avoid the planet...