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Saltwater (2016 TV Movie)
1/10
1million dollars was spent on what...the after parties?
27 July 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Very little spoiler info...the movie itself was spoiled from conception. It's 2016 and this is the best you can do with one million dollars?

GL84must not get out much or he's retarded. This is one of the worst movies in history. Horrible acting, horrible story line and so bad with congruent "facts" in this disaster. At one point, the useless heroine makes the statement they have to kill this shark before it explodes and destroys the entire Southern California coastline. Same scene, a few lines later, "how far do we have to be from this thing when it goes off?" The father of the heroine claims at least 4 miles...so the entire Southern California coast is what...8 miles long?

And then some idiot like GL84 gives this abortion a 9 out of 10 stars? The bimbo fight on the boat toward the end gives it a negative 9 at least. Writers, directors, actors and special effects "artists" should go work at Walmart and do something constructive with the million dollar budget for this atrocity!

Right now, the heroine is actually riding an outboard motor under the water...how sad is that?
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