I don't know if I can summon the words to describe just how terrible this stinkburger really is, but I'm going to give it a try.
On IMDb's rating system of one to ten stars, this rates very high in the NEGATIVE double-digit numbers.
The production values are absolutely non existent; I'd be very surprised to learn that it wasn't done in someone's basement and back yard, and shot on their cell phone.
The "performances" ? Well, what can I say ? I have never seen Corey Feldman exhibit ANYTHING that could EVER be mistaken for the smallest speck of acting talent, and he has tons more than the entire rest of the cast COMBINED !!!
Then we move on to the "direction". Have you ever seen any of the movies that Spielberg did when he was 10 years old and borrowed his father's camera...where he used toy soldiers and fire crackers to make war movies ? Those were LEAPS and BOUNDS better than this.
The bottom line is that if Ed Wood had done this movie, he would have been too embarrassed to release it.
On IMDb's rating system of one to ten stars, this rates very high in the NEGATIVE double-digit numbers.
The production values are absolutely non existent; I'd be very surprised to learn that it wasn't done in someone's basement and back yard, and shot on their cell phone.
The "performances" ? Well, what can I say ? I have never seen Corey Feldman exhibit ANYTHING that could EVER be mistaken for the smallest speck of acting talent, and he has tons more than the entire rest of the cast COMBINED !!!
Then we move on to the "direction". Have you ever seen any of the movies that Spielberg did when he was 10 years old and borrowed his father's camera...where he used toy soldiers and fire crackers to make war movies ? Those were LEAPS and BOUNDS better than this.
The bottom line is that if Ed Wood had done this movie, he would have been too embarrassed to release it.