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Review of Sex Medusa

Sex Medusa (2001)
7/10
Sexy people, funny plot and cheesy as ever. Plus a good rip off of Species
8 October 2010
The movie is funny in many ways, and the sex scenes are good, so I cannot complain. I liked it. You can't take this kind of movie too seriously.

This movie is so freakishly funny I don't know how anyone couldn't like it. The movie doesn't go for the humor factor at all. The movie is simply so tacky it makes fun of itself. I am very impressed at the stupidity that goes on here.

The movie starts out at some secret army lab where some evil creature who can morph from a snake into a very attractive woman with ample chest features, or in leymans terms, big, big boobs. This evil woman also has a tendency to enjoy not wearing anything. For some reason there is an assault or something (It isn't at all very clear as to what happens) and this evil snake vixen escapes into the outside world that is some major city in the US. I think it is LA due to the fact that the city is filled with really emotional and stupid people. The morons with feelings really don't know what the hell this woman is and just take her to be some naked woman until she kills a lady for her clothing. She then meets a man named Charles whom is very upset because his wife has recently passed away. She comes into his life very quickly and he decides she is more incompetent than he is and that he must take care for her. He nurtures her and does all these kind good Samaritan things, and she develops into a nice gal. She is no longer evil (Did I mention she was evil?) but she has a lust for sex. It seems she now has a friary passion to get knocked up and multiply her kinds population. However, Charles, due to the recent loss of his wife, can't muster it in him to get down and have a baby with her. She then becomes annoyed and then enraged at his inability to impregnate her. She leaves him even though they are still friends. Then she meets some "dude" who is a walking erection named Mike. She easily convinces him to sleep with her and she uses that to make Charles upset and even more tortured. She eventually gets pregnant and for some reason after the impregnation her belly grows like a balloon and she gives birth about 5 minutes later. This movie is messed up. Charles and Mike then tell her what she is doing and evil and they suddenly decide to kill the rapidly maturing baby who is about 5 years old after one hour. After they have ended the baby's life, Mike goes on with his sexually rampant life and the big breasted snake woman and Charles become a real couple. The end.

I forgot to mention there are about a dozen sex scenes in this two hour movie. The big breasted snake woman is the main character but there are 2 other short sex scenes with two women who are irrelevant to the plot. You see bare breasts and a lot of them and they usually come in pairs as they often do and should. You also will see the man and woman's bottoms but there is no full frontal nudity and you don't see the actual penetration even though it is very heavily implied that that is going along and that both people making love at the minute are loving every thrust of it. The sex scenes prove to be very funny, more so than erotic. The faces they put on are golden. Thank goodness they don't lull down the movie with cheesy music. No, they put in action music. You'd almost think that the men in the movie has to use their member to diffuse a bomb inside of the woman's vagina. All the people in this movie are very attractive and could be said that most anyone would want to copulate with them as well.
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