Review of Death Bell 2: Bloody Camp

Give me back the wasted 2 hours of my life. Genius??? Really??? Another batch of reviews I can only guess was slanted by the makers of the film. I had high hopes for the film in the first ten minutes which were dashed to pieces 20 minutes into the film. YAY! I'm a genius filmmaker I'M SO INNOVATIVE!! Story goes nowhere and is about nothing. ZERO conflict. It was absolutely painful to watch. I am embarrassed to say I watched this movie to the end, but in my defense I was reading a book at the time. I kept waiting for something relevant to happen, but nothing ever did. Nothing made any sense. I get that he died. I get that when his buddy gets his sister pregnant at the end he is reborn. Everything in between is a useless waste of time. By the end of the movie 6 people in the theater were seizing, 1 was in a coma, 3 were masturbating, and 14 died of boredom. Greenpeace should project this movie at whaling ships, as the whalers would get so disgusted they would go home and leave the whales alone. I think watching this movie may spontaneously give you colon cancer. Leaving this movie playing in your kitchen would probably kill all the roaches in your house. Looking at a picture of this movie will probably give you a brain tumor. Reading about this movie on the internet will probably make you sterile. That is how BAD this movie actually is.