If you started off with the premise that you could make one of the worst films ever whilst talking to a group of ten year old school kids, and then wrote a script together with them that contained no original dialogue, a plot that was predictable in every way possible and then cast a bunch of incompetent actors (Even Henriksen is bad in this one!), mix it together with an absurd blend of clichés and some bare breasts, then this is what you would probably end up with.
Some films are so bad that they're good fun. The trash aesthetic and all that, but this one is just trash. Rubbish. Truly and utterly awful.
The only thing that kept me watching was the vague hope that it couldn't get any worse. But at least it didn't disappoint in that respect.
The score was good. And there you have the one and only redeeming factor for this execrably bad, fetid piece of tripe.
Cheers, Will
Some films are so bad that they're good fun. The trash aesthetic and all that, but this one is just trash. Rubbish. Truly and utterly awful.
The only thing that kept me watching was the vague hope that it couldn't get any worse. But at least it didn't disappoint in that respect.
The score was good. And there you have the one and only redeeming factor for this execrably bad, fetid piece of tripe.
Cheers, Will