Roger Ebert: [Zeke the Wonder Dog barks] Hold on a minute, Gene.
[Zeke hops onto the balcony beat near Gene]
Roger Ebert: Here he is: Zeke the Wonder Dog, bounding into the balcony, jumping into the chair, doing his trick and...
Gene Siskel: [Zeke hops off the balcony seat] And leaving.
Roger Ebert: ... Jumping out of the chair and introducing The Dogs of the Week, the week's worst movies.
Gene Siskel: Dog cannot be controlled.
