Shoulders to Cry On

Adult Time has a "pilot" series called Accidental Gangbangs, and four of them were rounded up to yield a 4-hour DVD. All four play almost identically: 6 studs servicing a flexible porn girl.

Heather Honey is a cute coed who seduces the new librarian Ryan Driller, and then opts for a gang-bang near the stacks of books with her overage study studs plus some old farts in this very dull "Accidental Gangbang" vignette.

The finale of sloppy facials takes forever to get to, with endless airtight and double penetration action along the way. Jim Powers has been shooting gonzo porn for three decades, and unless he was the cameraman (as he usually is) I suspect he could have left and made a ham sandwich for himself while this junk was being shot, as it's an utterly mechanical porn exercise.

Casey Calvert is a good sport is my only takeaway from this by-the-numbers episode of Adult Time/Gamma Entertainment's dumb series "Accidental Gangbang". The monotonous format tries to gussy up the old porn gang-bang format by having a silly set-up scene explaining how normal folks can suddenly generate a six studs on one babe group sex scene.

Everyone is there attending the baby shower for Dillon Diaz's sister (she's not shown). They're bored, including Dillon's wife Casey Calvert, so she and Dillon have sex in the hallway. They're caught in the act, and she invites Dillon's pals to join in.

It's all an excuse for nearly an hour of XXX action emphasizing anal sex, double-penetration, going airtight and eventually cum shots all over her pretty face. The end. Yawning optional.

Two other segments follow the same pattern, with identical sex content (just different shaved-pussies on view). Jesse Pony plays a goofball sex therapist holding a "Widowers Support Group" session in which she comforts the sad studs and bucks up their confidence by sexually servicing them all. This lousy scene takes well over an hour to expire.

Finally, naturally busty Rebel Rhyder has been crying her eyes out (signified by used kleenex all over her bed) for a week after breaking up with her boyfriend. Listing her plight on-line generates six old studs coming over with gifts to cheer her up, from which she chooses a creepy nerd (played by unlikely porn performer named "Celtic Iron" -yep, that's a stage name to remember) to f*ck her, and then all the others join in. Identical results for fans of cum-all-over-her-face.