Wedding Dues

This 4-part Digital Playground feature is merely four dull sex scenes linked with the flimsiest of story setups. It's shaggy dog story time, as the crux of the "drama" is never revealed, leaving the viewer hanging at the end, reacting to a complete waste of time.

The credits are very sloppy, listing the stars of each episode incorrectly and leaving out a major player entirely from the end credits. Premise is simple: lesbian lovers Jill Kassidy and Abella Danger suffer when Jill's forced to marry some guy played as a cad by Seth Gamble (whose character is ill-defined) instead. Jill's stepmother Dana DeArmond is being forced to arrange this marriage by bad guy Stirling Cooper, with Dana & Stirling's relationship never properly explained. Clearly no Edgar Award for writing a great mystery will go to hack screenwriter "Madeline".

The set-up for Episode four only lasts a few seconds, after the uncredited henchman gives a key letter to Stirling (its contents frustratingly never revealed -sort of a McGuffin in the story), Dana immediately asks him to f*ck her, which they do mechanically in front of a fireplace (in a public area at the wedding venue), with anal sex emphasized. The ending that follows is just stupid.