Binary Samurai

Dear GOD! What an utter dumpster fire of a movie. I could review the whole thing but let's just do the first 5 minutes. Brand new camelback backpack in a decimated apocalyptic world, Check. M-4 rifles with magazines that hold bullets yet fire lasers, Check. "Martial arts" moves that look like the Step Brothers doing "Karate in the garage", check! Binary background graphics, check. Now on to the acting. The acting in this reminds me of when I went to my son's 2nd grade play. Basically, someone had a bit of money they wanted to waste, found an abandoned and overgrown warehouse, and a few "actors" willing to work for screen time and lunch, and said F it, let's make a movie. Throw in some black lick effects, neon tubing for that incredible futuristic look, and BOOM, you've got yourself a modern masterpiece of UCKERY! (Leave off that F for the censors".

Avoid this at all costs! Whatever the cost! AVOID IT!