Yi bian bao long

If you don't like Asian monster movies you need to take a pass on this one. If you do love the genre then you will love this one. There is no real plot, just monster action and kung-fu to save the 2 damsels in distress; they've one upped everyone and given us 2 to save in this one. The music score is Chinese Death Metal intermixed with Rock-A-Billy, and actually not too bad - if you can get over the lyrics and no subtitles for them. The actors are just hilarious in their parts. Every part is overplayed, thin, and if this was an American film there would be tons of nudity to fill in the gaps. I would swear that the audio for the monsters is straight up stolen from the Godzilla movies, but then again they all do kind of sound the same. While pure CGI they do a decent job on the monsters, though with all cheaper CGI there is no 'battle damage' when they fight.

This is a perfect movie for Riff-Tracks; if you are like us and love the home made Riff-Tracks party then make this one your next show.