Howls

This "film" is nothing but guys walking in the woods calling out a dog's name and bickering. The woods are pretty… I'll grant that much.

But 5 minutes of a shadowy brown figure spliced between aimless walking scenes to drippy background music is not a movie. I could recommend this as a cure for insomnia, perhaps, but not for entertainment. And as for the acting, calling it amateurs would be an insult to amateurs.

I'm a fan of low-budget filmmaking and am more than willing to suspend my disbelief if there is at least a shred of talent or artistry involved. But this movie:

No scares, no interest, no talent… no thank you.