Ministry of Evil

Dana Vespoli worked on an excellent nunsploitation feature for Sweetheart Video ("Confessions of a Sinful Nun") but this turkey for her current home base Evil Angel is the pits.

Conforming to the "sex is all" approach of her boss John Stagliano, Dana's take on sex in cloisters is repetitious and pointless. She plays a reformed sinner, who tells us in voiceover narration how she used to be involved in sex and drugs crime but got religion. Now a nun, she is losing faith again, and we see her and others humping away, led by typecast evil priest Steve ("I gotta big dick") Holmes.

Dana is also a teacher at the seminary, so we get star Riley Steele as a school girl getting humped by her and in the butt by Holmes. Kate Kennedy is another student who gets gang-banged by Holmes and other priests, while nuns Silvia Saige and Victoria Voxxx (mature and jail-bait, respectively) also get the priestly treatment. Julia Ann guest stars rather pointlessly to assist in the Voxxx deflowering.

Dana, who plays her part solemnly as if this were a serious feature, also indulges in self-flagellation for the fun of it. Her nuns wear high-heels (or in one scene, Vespoli in corset and fishnet stockings) as sort of a wink at the fans to signal that she's not taking any of this crap seriously.