. . . was between the Barton's and the Coy's, as depicted in PASS THE BISCUITS, MERE ANDY. To keep things simple, each Barton has a long black Civil War treasonous general black beard, while every Coy sported the same sort of facial hair, only in reddish hues. As is still True Today, Southern "Red State" wenches cannot cook a lick, and the Coy's Mere Andy proved worse than most. As suggested during this True-to-Life Story, she eventually was shipped out behind enemy lines, in hopes that her culinary efforts would soon drive the Axis of Evil to Unconditional Surrender. Unfortunately, she never got the Fuhrer, Mussolini or Hirohito to sample any of her blunderbuss biscuits. She was unmasked as a foreign saboteur, and fried with okra and grits for Sunday brunch at the SS Club.
