Adicionar um enredo no seu idiomaAliens invade Earth over the Christmas holidays, and it's up to Santa Claus and his elves to save the world.Aliens invade Earth over the Christmas holidays, and it's up to Santa Claus and his elves to save the world.Aliens invade Earth over the Christmas holidays, and it's up to Santa Claus and his elves to save the world.
- Bernice Parker
- (as Maria Humes)
- Daughter
- (as Courtney Marie)
- Son
- (as Anthony Thomas)
- Warehouse Manager
- (cenas de arquivo)
- Priest
- (as Todd Rimatti)
- Doctor
- (cenas de arquivo)
- (não creditado)
- Evil Bennett
- (cenas de arquivo)
- (não creditado)
- Michelle
- (cenas de arquivo)
- (não creditado)
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Mr. Hatton: [after catching Alan looking up UFO's on his work computer] Parker! What do aliens have to do with insurance claims, anyway?
Alan Parker: Uh... nothing, sir.
Mr. Hatton: That's RIGHT, you stupid son of a bitch! Get to work, or spend the new year on the unemployment line!
Alan Parker: Yes, Mr. Hatton. Merry Christmas.
Mr. Hatton: I HATE Christmas! And you're not leavin' early, either!
Alan Parker: No problem. I, uh, better get back to work.
Mr. Hatton: You asshole. You BETTER!
Alan Parker: [after he leaves] Scrooge...
- ConexõesFeatured in Best of the Worst: Christmas 2021 (2021)
The story (aside from the recap) has a family about to enjoy Christmas. Well, enjoy may be to strong a word as the mom and dad are just there to endure it. Aliens called feeders are on their way though and even though anyone killed by an alien you can grab in one hand and smash dead to the ground deserves it. The husband goes to work where his boss verbally abuses the husband to the point of lunacy as we cut to scenes of children playing with rolls of paper and boxes and stuff you see in home movies only you are seeing it used in an actual movie to pass the time. The things kill, but the effects suck as the gore not enough to cover up the crap that is feeders!
The cast is bland, my guess is that it consists of the Polonia brothers family and friends. I am guessing that even though they did not have much in the way of budget, they could not make an adult film as the two brothers did not know anyone attractive enough to headline one of those. The mother looks like something out of the late 70's or early 80's as does the father. They tack on a couple of scenes to pad the film such as a priest and a woman and her cat, but for the most part the film is padded with the previous film.
The film is pretty much a home brew and I would say it is quite a bad one as even "Things" where they were trying to be as bad as possible isn't as bad as this. People who say Manos: The Hands of Fate is the worst film, definitely have not delved into the depths of bad cinema, because that film is better than this one too. There are really no saving graces to the film other than the film is coherent to a degree, but that is not exactly high praise as there have been way better incoherent films than this. I will not go so far as to say it is the worst film I've ever seen though, so it has that going for it.
- Aaron1375
- 14 de jul. de 2020
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