Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex

[first lines]

The Great Uka Uka: Imbeciles! FOOLS! NINCOMPOOPS! Can't you idiots do ANYTHING right? According to this, your track record for spreading evil is PATHETIC!

Dr. Neo Cortex: Uka Uka, it's not our fault. That wretched bandicoot is to blame!

[a crash hologram appears]

Tiny the Tiger: Grrr...

[he swipes at the hologram]

The Great Uka Uka: I will not let anthing stand in the way of evil... ESPECIALLY not a brainless orange marsupial!Crash must be eliminated!

N. Gin: Err... Uka Uka? Need I remind you that Crash always finds a way to defeat us? Maybe he's just too good for us.

The Great Uka Uka: Enough excuses! You five idiots need to come up with one good plan... or else!

Dr. Neo Cortex: How do I get into these situations?

Dr. Nefarious Tropy: There must be something we can come up with.

[to Cortex]

Dr. Nefarious Tropy: Say Doctor, haven't you been tinkering with some new secret weapon in your laboratory?

Dr. Neo Cortex: I... don't know what you're talking about N Tropy.

N. Gin: Dr Cortex! I think he's referring to the super secret weapon you've been labouring over day and night since the last time Crash defeated you.

The Great Uka Uka: ENOUGH BICKERING! DO WE HAVE A PLAN?

Dr. Neo Cortex: Well, in my scientific endeavours, I have been able to create a genetically advanced super weapon of unbelievable strength. But the power source is the final missing crucial element.

The Great Uka Uka: Hmm... element... Element. Yes! The Elementals!

Dr. Neo Cortex: Right, the Elementals, that's it! If we unlease their destructive force, it could create enough energy to bring my super creation to life. We'd then have a weapon capable of crushing mountains, destroying entire cities...

The Great Uka Uka: And wiping Crash Bandicoot off the face of the Earth forever!

Dr. Neo Cortex: Get ready to face my wrath, Crash Bandicoot!