The one - and only - reason to sit through this umpteenth worthless & dull sex-thriller from Jess Franco is Brigitte Lahaie. She's one of the most beautiful women ever and, especially in the late 70s/early 80s, she was just perfect. Lahaie starred in numerous hardcore adult movies, but - since she was the right girl at the right place at the right time - was also a popular muse for the sleazy directors of contemporary exploitation flicks, like Jean Rollin and Jesus Franco. But even with Lahaie, "I Burn All Over" is a dreadfully dull, uninspired, ugly, and forgettable film. It's about a young girl named Jenny who gets kidnapped and sold to a prostitution network, but the kidnappers want her back when they discover the girl's father is a millionaire. Meanwhile, Jenny is kept prisoner on a boat - a bordello on water - and, together with a dozen of other naked girls, kept in a constant state of lustfulness by some sort of sex-gas that gets spread into their living quarters. Sounds interesting, doesn't it? Well, that's often the case with Jess Franco films but make no mistake. It's terrible, and I recommend watching a FUN movie starring Lahaie; - like "Ta Geule, Je T'Aime" or "Six Swedish Girls in a Boarding School".
