All Oiled Up

Stills & Mills compile a couple of two-parters, plus a facetious odd-scene-out at a massage salon, into this disappointing DVD. The all-girl-massage action probably plays better on their website.

Title 2-parter stars a remarkable Transatlantic team of Bree Daniels and Stella Cox, as a most unlikely pair of research scientists who have come up with a new massage oil formula with aphrodesiacal properties. Bree plays it straight, or overplays it, in her earnest attempt to bring the product to market by testing it in the lab without any safety precautions on hapless Stella.

This burlesque continues despite Stella's logical protests until eventually, after much fondling under the guise of applying the oil all over Cox's body Bree feels the need to see if it's safe to ingest. Rather than drinking a sample she elects to lick the liquid off Stella's pussy, at which point I could imagine Stills & Mills halting the shoot in order to immediately sign Daniels up to a long-term contract.

Their sex scene is arousing and well-executed, but the filmmakers can't resist repeating it with Part 2, almost identical in content but merely added as a repeat of the experimental trial, only this time videotaped as a TV commercial.

Similar drawback is the problem with the other 2-parter, an otherwise interesting match-up of highly contrasting femmes: Luna Star, with her big boobs and cute Charro Spanish accent, massaging little waif next door Yhivi. After fooling her friend after jogging with a massage that turns into child abuse, Luna hosts Yhivi for a return visit in which Y gets a chance to return the favor, but plays as merely more of the same. Luna's flashing tongue is the highlight here.

The extraneous scene is a cutesy, poorly improvised routine directed like a home movie made by young teens or preteens (but XXX in content of course). It has probably fake security guard Madelyn Monroe bamboozling masseuse Chloe Amour by putting up a male pal as pretend robber, so that MM can save the damsel in distress and be rewarded with a sex massage. It couldn't be sillier or more clumsily staged, just an excuse for more porn, and putting some hooded, unidentified crew member to work in the otherwise all-girl cast.