Mommy Issues

Not all of the six segments of "Mommy Issues" have to do with moms, but Brazzers' random approach to delivering its website content to a more traditional DVD audience still works thanks to the hot sex.

In that department, you can't beat Sensual Jane, in very sexy form in a Cuckold genre scene humping her workaholic husband's visiting co-worker Ryan Ryder right under the nose of the uncredited husband. She is truly amazing, perhaps the sexiest femme performer in Adult Cinema in recent years. Segment is cryptically titled "Presenting to Pascal", with no Pascal in the scenario but presumably that's the name of hubby's boss, who he has to prepare a big presentation for. Since this is Brit Porn, that would refer to Pascal White, but no Pascal White shows up here.

Another British segment, likely attributable to either Liselle Bailey or Dick Bush on the Brazzers payroll in Blighty, is titled "My Girlfriend's Mum Has a Secret", use of the word "Mum" betraying its UK origins. The delightful Lou Lou appears as the girlfriend, stripping but not involved in sex (so not getting a screen credit), with the legendary Tarra White as her unlikely mother. Mom turns out to be a dominatrix with a dungeon room where she has Danny D do BDSM lite things to her and the expected anal sex with his huge cock.

Danny returns in an oddball vignette titled "Vegas MILF Vacation" which sadly features several attractive women in lengthy speaking roles, none of whom get a screen credit because like Lou Lou thousands of miles away they don't get down for XXX action. Instead Danny plays a hotel concierge mistaken by bride-to-be India Summer for a male stripper present at her bachelorette party, and she humps him to a fare thee well.

Diamond Foxxx is impressive in "Deep Cover...Deeper Throat" as an undercover cop who goes way beyond the call of duty to perform several d.p.'s with criminals Keiran Lee and Danny D. Darla Crane, her body bigger than ever, stars in "Too Much Dick for Her Daughter", pre-empting her mis-matched (a petite brunette who definitely did not spring from Darla's loins) kid to give Keiran Lee some solid sack time. Lee looks like an old duffer in his 50s, ridiculously miscast as the tiny teen's boyfriend in a role Brazzers usually and wisely reserves for Jessy Jones.