Mind of a Horny Woman 4: Jaime

Omar Williams, the ubiquitous Black Brit Porn star of yore, made an uncountable number of Adult videos back in the day, perhaps as the only game in town in his status as U.K. big dick. He was later superseded by the even bigger member of one Alonso Shaft, but his cheap-jack shows live on in remainder bins, such as this "Mind of a Horny Woman" series.

Many of these titles were dumped in America by VCA Labs, the once-mighty distributor whose legacy is not so thrilling given their relative low quality compared to famous competitors like Adam & Eve, Vivid and Wicked. As far as these imports go, the term "quality" does not arise.

My chief objection to this 4th volume is in the familiar but always irritating ruse of having a super-hot babe as host (never involved in the action) and then providing some plain Jane or skank as the actual leading lady. Host Sarah Louise, presumably taking her stage name from the all-time greatest porn star Sarah Louise Young who had retired years before, has fabulous big fake boobs and a terrific figure overall, and we get to see her briefly masturbating in the interstitial moments when she introduces each scene. She has a lilting British accent in her play- by-play color commentary voiced-over the action, but the action itself is miserable.

It consists of four no-dialog scenes starring plain Jamie Woods, who is variously credited as Jaime or Jamie in the sloppy credits and packaging. She portrays a physiotherapist for a local football club (that's soccer to us Yanks), and we're treated to various treatment sessions that are generic sex all the way. It all plays like the usual pro-am porn that is Omar's specialty, and the big fella shows up in one scene to have an interracial threesome with two gals named Jenna and Kay. I couldn't identify any of the supporting players, none of them actual "actors" in the definition of that term, just sex workers.

Over a decade later the British label JoyBear made a feature with the same premise, and although that company also specializes in pantomime, "Ball Control" is an entertaining feature for Couples, unlike this Omar stinker.