Experienced

This early title from daring! Media's "Pure" sub-label demonstrates what's wrong with that banner's concept: timid, boring sex scenes aimed at a futile attempt to recapture that elusive Couples audience for erotica. If tedious was a positive attribute rather than pejorative this might make some sense.

Perhaps daring!'s worst director "Dawn" (likely not a real person but a catch-all moniker used instead of Anonymous) gets the credit, though little direction is evident. We get five lookalike sex vignettes, without dialog and performed in pantomime style, four of which end identically with a money shot on the natural breasts.

Casting is almost a parody of some 1920s German heimat film, with proud, beautiful blondes, female and male, humping away mechanically with moans to prove they're actually alive and not automatons. Body beautiful is the requisite, and only sultry brunette Enza departs from the Euro answer to "Stepford Wives" standard.

A half dozen daring! Pure coming attractions are included on the DVD, several of them for Dawn features, and the constant Muzak and static, aloof filming style is pitiful. I hate the gonzo revolution, but this antithesis of "edgy" sexual representation proves to be just as pointless.