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Congratulations, The Fosters, you got picked up for a full season so you get a brand new opening and a theme song! This episode saw some more teen drama, our first drug bust, fierce Lena, Stef in the dog house, and Mike really flexing his muscles in the race to beat Byron Montgomery for the title of ABC Family’s worst dad. The #GaydyBunch was active and hilarious all night long. Here are a few of our favorites from last night’s episode.

Where is that McCullers factory where they make all the McCullerses? I wanna go to there. #GaydyBunch

— Chen Drachman (@shokoshik) June 11, 2013

if Brandon doesn't want Lena to be his Mom, she can be mine. Hell she can be my Daddy too lol #GaydyBunch

— dragonballlze (@DragonBalllZE) June 11, 2013

All in favor of sending Mike off to a lighthouse with Emily Fields say "I" #GaydyBunch #BooRadleyvanCullen

— decebeliever...

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How many of you have spent a large chunk of your holiday weekend inside marathoning the new season of Arrested Development? I promised myself I wasn't going to devour it all in a single sitting, but I couldn't stop watching until Egg returned to my life, so I finally managed to make myself go to sleep after episode seven last night. So far, I'm really enjoying the new season. I could do with a lot less meta Hollywood commentary and guest stars — Kristen Wiig, you can stay — but the show has really remained true to its niche audience, slinging puns and in-jokes everywhere all the time. And for some reason, the sight gags this time around are slaying me. Ann slapping that mouse out of Gob's hand got funnier and funnier every time it happened. And, duh, Portia de Rossi is the greatest thing on earth.

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I have had a great time with you all over on Twitter this season. We’ve worked out a lot of feelings about Shay, Dawson, and some Shayveride shenanigans. It’s been a season full of every twist and turn imaginable (and a few we’d never have thought up). But I wanted to say thank you for playing along and I hope you’ll keep it up next season because it’s not just me who pays attention. Apparently, the Chicago Fire bigwigs take a peek or 20 at social media and use it to gauge who the fans like paired together. Maybe if we keep asking for it Shay will find her way to a lady and will get to demonstrate all of her knowledge of nerve-endings for us.

Ok, I think I speak for women everywhere when I say that Shay must complete the advice on nerve endings.

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Now that we've had time to process the gloriously heartbreaking Brittana moments from Glee's season four finale, it's time to ask ourselves a tough (but exciting!) question: Who should the show cast as Santana's girlfriend next season? Because according to TV Line, it's going to be a pretty big role.

Question: Is Heather Morris leaving Glee? That finale sure seemed like Brittany’s farewell. —Donna

Ausiello: All indications are that Morris will be back in some capacity, but probably not until the first part of 2014 at the earliest (Morris’ baby is due in the fall). But don’t expect Santana to wait around for her ex to resurface. Word on the street is she’s getting a serious NYC girlfriend in Season 5.

I asked on Twitter who Glee should cast as Santana's serious girlfriend and the top three answers were: Anna Kendrick,...

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Previously on Once Upon A Time: Balefire boarded the good ship lollipop with Captain Hook to escape a Shadowman, Tamara and Stranger Greg stole the trigger that could destroy Storybrooke, and seriously where the hell is Ruby?!

We begin long ago on the Jolly Roger, with Hook gazing longingly at a sketch of Helena and his first mate, Smee, assuring him that they will avenge her death. He asks why they’re keeping the boy aboard, and Hook says that they will be using him as collateral for safe passage through Neverland by giving him to the Shadow. After a quick chat with the child, he puts the pieces together and realizes that he is, as fate would have it, Rumpelstiltskin’s son.

In present-day Storybrooke, Henry is swinging in the park while Granny sits nearby with a giant rifle. Gold...

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Oh, you guys, thank you one million bazillion overwrought Marley Rose rhyming emotions for sticking with the whole #GaySharks gang during this tempestuous season of Glee. You made all the sleepless nights of recapping totally worth it. Well, you know, and this:

Ffs Sam why couldn't you have called during or after 'drinks' with the "insanely hot off Broadway choreographer" #gaysharks

— Balexi (@balexicon) May 10, 2013

Tarrararararara *santana gets on her teletransporter and appears in ohio in just 2 minutes* tararararararararara #gaysharks

— Dr. Peyton Tree Hill (@LovingBrittana) May 10, 2013

Like Schue would get married without his soulmate Finn present. #gaysharks

— T(@tylynn_sings) May 10, 2013

I love #Brittana and spent a large portion of that episode sobbing my eyes out, but feel oddly satisfied with how it left things #gaysharks

— Elizabeth Joy (@politicaljunk92) May 10, 2013

I also always take my shirt off when I answer the phone. #gaysharks

— Chen Drachman (@shokoshik) May 10, 2013

Heather & Naya: Oh,...

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Previously on Chicago Fire, Casey and Hallie got all randy after swapping memorabilia and had a dirty afternoon skate. This is how you know the Casey’s jersey is not game used because, take it from a girl who knows, there’s nothing sexy about the way hockey gear smells. Voight’s back on the job and on top of Antonio but only in a work way. Mills made everyone jealous with his rope and harness skills, got picked first in the game of Who Want to Severide’s Boyfriend, and was rewarded with some one-on-one gladiator style homoerotica. Severide meanwhile played dress uniform Ken, engaged in some witness tampering, and is all irritated that people are taking allegations of sexual assault seriously. The nerve! You want an asshat in charge who doesn’t mind sexual assault so much, try the Air Force.

We start with...

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Previously on Once Upon A Time, Stranger Greg and Tamara kept busy being the worst humans ever, Baelfire somehow only aged to approximately 28 in hundreds of years, and Ruby joined Mulan and Aurora in the Land of Missing Persons.

We open long ago in the Enchanted Forest when Rumpelstiltskin proved he really was the Dark One by tossing his son into a vortex all alone. Little Bae arrives on the other side of the vortex in London, in the time of horse-drawn carriages, where he lives on the streets for approximately six months.

One day, when trash pickings are particularly low, Bae seizes an opportunity to sneak in an open window and steal some bread that’s just lying around in a giant dining room. A little girl comes in tells the boy to leave until she realizes he’s not there to harm anyone,...

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Previously on Once Upon A Time, the Charming Family wants to go back to the Enchanted Forest and the Shady Duo found Hook and brought him back to Storybrooke, and Ruby disappeared into thin air.

We open on Tamara and Stranger Greg, who have Captain Eyeliner captive in the clocktower. He's all cocky because he thinks he killed Rumplestiltskin, so when they show him Gold and Lacey traipsing about, he is Furious. The evil duo tell the evil pirate that they'll help him kill The Dark One if he'll help Stranger Greg find his father.

Flash back to Regina in all her Evil Queen glory, decked out in the sexiest riding garb ever, and on the hunt for Snow White.

When all she finds is an empty cottage, she rounds up the villagers and tells them how horrible Snow White is...

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We were so excited when we heard the news about the upcoming Pretty Little Liars spin-off, Ravenswood, that we didn't have really have time to fully process the information yesterday. As soon as the story broke, I asked our famous #BooRadleyVanCullen tweeters to weigh in with their theories about what the show will be like. I included several of their tweets in the original post, but the theories didn't stop rolling in after the story had been published, so I decided to do another round-up of the best ideas from our readers about what Ravenswood should be.

Oh, and ABC Family also released some new teaser images.

here's hoping #Ravenswood is where "pink drinks" go to ferment into "fine wine". #booradleyvancullen @hhoagie

— C.Taitt (@acetaitt) March 27, 2013

@hhoagie #Ravenswood - It's exactly like Rosewood, except everything is the exact opposite.

— Allison Rose (@Arvan_12) March 26, 2013

Mike Montgomery must be the Mayor of #Ravenswood.

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The biggest mystery of Pretty Little Liars isn't the identity of A or Red Coat or Alison DILAurentis' murderer. The biggest mystery of Pretty Little Liars is what the heck people get up to when they go to Out of Town. It seems like most of the characters, besides the Liars and Ezra, spend half their lives in Out of Town. Well, apparently, we're about to find out what happens just beyond the borders of Rosewood, Pa, because Marlene King and Oliver Goldstick are teaming up to create a Pll spin-off called Ravenswood.

Here's the first promo pic:

The full announcement video is only available on ABC Family's website. It explains the plot — five strangers stumble upon a curse that threatens to destroy the world — and also drops the premiere date. The pilot will air this October, right after the Pll Halloween special.

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We knew that Red Coat was going to be revealed and we were gonna be like, "Whoa." And we knew that Toby's dead-ness or alive-ness was going be revealed and we were gonna be like, "Whoa." But we had no idea that Jenna Marshall's raging homosexuality was going to be revealed and that we'd stay awake all night trying to wrap our minds around that little gem. Luckily, we had the #BooRadleyVanCullen nation to help us process during the sleepless hours.

#TobyisAlive. Jenna's a lesbian. Ezria's over. What next? Is Amelia Earhart going to walk off that plane & take a bow?#booradleyvancullen

— Theodora (@TheodoraG13) March 20, 2013

Spoby Sporking.#BooRadleyVanCullen

— Brooker (@FortyZwei) March 20, 2013

If you want Aria to appear threatening, I'd suggest losing the sparkly beret. #BooRadleyVanCulen

— Dana Piccoli (@DanaPiccoli) March 20, 2013

Toby, You Two-timing Asshole! And I was happy you were alive! I never even liked your abs anyway!

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Previously on Once Upon A Time, Mary Margaret ditched her 'pure as snow' shtick and killed Cora, Regina vowed to make her pay, and I started putting up Lost Wolf posters for Ruby.

Since this episode took place entirely in Storybrooke, but at two different times, I'm just going to call it like I see it to hopefully keep everything where it belongs. Wish me luck.

The Past (1983, to be exact.)

We open on a boy learning to make a knot with his dad in the woods. Papa bear even gives his little cub a key chain he made when he was a kid himself. It's cute and sweet and therefore I immediately fear for their lives. Sure enough, a purple cloud descends upon them and they take cover. Fortunately, they were safe in their tent, but their surroundings were pretty much obliterated,...

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Just when you thought you'd seen it all, Spencer Hastings and Alison Dilaurentis slow danced in their pajamas in the middle of the night in the middle of a mental institution — and that wasn't even the biggest shock of the night!

Of course the best part, as always, were your #BooRadleyVanCullen tweets.

(Guys how do people who don't have twitter watch TV? Are their lives like...Super boring? Do they get sad and lonely while watching?)

— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) March 13, 2013

Woot! Time for the longest hashtag in the world! #BooRadleyVanCullen ;)

— Imogenetic (@imogeneticLG) March 12, 2013

I love how everyone is just treating Alison popping up like it's a normal occurance now. #BooRadleyVanCullen

— Erica Barz (@chapstick_buff) March 13, 2013

I love how No One in Rosewood knows what the hell the words "law", "legal", and "confidential" mean #BooRadleyVanCullen

— Emily Spear (@EmJSpear) March 13, 2013

I Love the fact that Spencer's first duty...

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Previously on Once Upon A Time: Cora traipsed through time and space, dispensing evil where'er she went; including but not limited to poisoning Snow White's mother and then offering Young Snow the chance to trade someone else's life for her mother's, all because she wanted her daughter to someday be queen. And you thought Dance Moms were intense.

We open on Paige Matthews looking bedraggled and dirty — wait, am I watching Charmed? Oh, no, Ok. That's not Paige. It's Young Cora, pushing a cart and yelling to awaken her drunk father, who is sleeping on the sacks of flour that were supposed to be delivered to the castle. She takes this task upon herself instead, but while she's making the delivery, a pretty little princess dressed all in pink trips her and white powder goes everywhere. Young Cora hisses out some insults at her,...

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Previously on Once Upon A Time, Cora and Regina ditched Hook to find the Dark One’s dagger, there was an awkward family reunion in Manhattan and a creepy seer told Rumplestiltskin that a boy would be his undoing.

We open in the Enchanted Forest, where a Young Snow is getting ready for her birthday with her (stunning) mother. The Queen tells Snow that she is going to receive a tiara that has been passed down in their family, but they walk in on a cheerful-looking servant trying it on for size. Pint-sized Snow is sassy, telling Johanna the Maid that she is too lowly for such fine headwear. Snow's mother, however, is awesome and tells her she’s being brat.

She tells Snow that there’s nothing more important than being good and kind and that a good queen respects her subjects.

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Previously on Once Upon A Time, Rumple did a lot of things, some good, some bad, some annoying. Regina and Cora are back in cahoots and Emma is in the big apple.

As I brace myself for another episode all about Mr. Gold, we're gifted with a lovely sight to get us through. Helena is back, in all her glory.

Rumpelstiltskin has been called to "The Front," which he's pretty excited about. He wants to prove that he's not the coward his father was and his wife sends him off on his brave way to fight in the Ogre's war.

In Manhattan, Emma, Henry and Gold show up at an apartment Gold believes to be his son's and Henry the Genius looks for "Baelfire" on the doorbells. Emma picks a doorbell she thinks would belong to someone in hiding and after she rings it,...

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The biggest surprise on last night's Pretty Little Liars wasn't that Jason Dilaurentis fell down an elevator shaft and survived; it was that sweet, sweet Emily Fields is somehow even sexier when she gets mad.

Here are some of our favorite tweets of the night.

We gave AfterEllen fans Paige and Emily, and all they want is Spencer!

— Andy Reaser (@AndyReaser) February 13, 2013

Go for the eyes, Spence! Make Jennabot 2.0! #booradleyvancullen

— Jordan Durrett (@MissusFixIt) February 13, 2013

He may not be her type, but in a grey t-shirt and messy ponytail, Spencer you are freaking lesbian catnip, lady. #BooRadleyVanCullen

— Lucy Hallowell (@lucyhallowell) February 13, 2013

I would pay all the money to see Paige's Dark Knight duke it out with Spencer's Riddler. Hollywood, that one was free. #BooRadleyVanCullen

— Samantha Gurash (@SamanthaB_G) February 13, 2013

Spencer looks better smack in the middle of a mental breakdown than most people do on prom night.

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Previously on Once Upon A Time, Emma fought Hurley from Lost in a CGI kingdom in the sky, Belle got shot over the Storybrooke town line and lost her memory, and Cora manipulated Regina into thinking they were on the same side.

Mr. Gold shows up at the Charming Loft to pick up Emma, who informs him that Henry is coming too. Now, by my calculations, from the closest point in Maine to Boston is about 4 hours, which is approximately 4 hours longer than I would want to be in a small space with Henry, but for some reason, Emma insists that this is necessary.

Soon after they leave, Regina shows up at Chateau Charming and pretends to be surprised by the news that Archie isn't dead and that all of her accusers regret their pointed fingers. She also pretends not to...

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Last night, Pretty Little Liars book scribe Sara Shepherd tweeted and asked what the deal is with all the "Boo Radley" tweets showing up in the #Pll timeline, so I guess the lesbian takeover of Pretty Little Twitter is complete! Which actually goes quite nicely with the lesbian takeover of Hanna Marin's closet and extra curricular activities.Next thing you know, she'll start attending gym class.

Vintage Hanna:

Anyway, here's to you, #BooRadleyVanCullen-ers, for continuing to be the funniest people on the website pages.

Oh to feel alive again like a French verb resuscitated by the warm espresso tones of Spencer Hastings' mouth. #BooRadleyVanCullen #Pll

— Theodora (@TheodoraG13) February 6, 2013

Spencer's hair is getting progressively bigger because it is literally full of secrets. #BooRadleyVanCullen

— Samantha Gurash (@SamanthaB_G) February 6, 2013

If red coat isn't Cece I'll eat Aria's entire closet. Most of it's probably edible anyway. #booradleyvancullen

— Jenna Mason-Brase...

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The only thing awesome-er than Hanna Marin wandeirng around a lezzy bar with a flirtini are your tweets about the Code Gay: Pink Drink. Well, and Toby Cavenaugh in a do-rag. #BooRag, you guys said. #DooRagleyVanCullen. I love you all so much.

Oh, Emily. Those are "cards for my crush" cards if I ever saw them. #BooRadleyVanCullen

— Erica Barz (@chapstick_buff) January 30, 2013

byron, take your shitty speech and walk it over to crazy meredith's #booradleyvancullen

— Awesome (@groceryfiend) January 30, 2013

FInally, someone mentions that Emily killed a man! #Pll

— Lindsey Shaw (@LadyShawsters) January 30, 2013

Like, should we tell Spencer what we saw in the background of Byron's flashback? #booradleyvancullen

— MazyLoron (@MazyLoron) January 30, 2013

I vote we call Ezra and his kid Fitz and the Tantrum #booradleyvancullen

— Sarah Edington (@Gabriellowena) January 30, 2013

Angry!Spencer is just as hot as all the rest of the Spencers. #unsurprising #BooRadleyVanCullen

— Carolyn (@adrblepancreas) January 30, 2013

It's a...

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Sometimes the only thing that'll get you through an episode of Glee is the AfterEllen #GaySharks faithful. And Heather Morris dancing. And liquor.

Glee is that friend that you only keep around because they borrowed your tool box 3 years ago & still haven't returned it#gaysharks

— Alex Simpson (@alexsimpson) January 25, 2013

Can I support Adam's Apples just because of the obvious dyke in it? #gaysharks

— Deliriumiriam (@meeryum) January 25, 2013

All I figured out from my feed is that last night's #Glee was very gay. Also slightly traumatic. I don't see how this is news. #gaysharks

— Vic Garcia (@MagnusVictoria) January 25, 2013

When you're not even sure if you care that Glee started again #gaysharks

— Chloe Penfold (@N3ps) January 25, 2013

Glee, what The Hell is wrong with you? This is out of control #gaysharks

— Elin (@gasolinerain_) January 25, 2013

Wow, Sam and Blaine really want those Menonnites to go to Regionals. #gaysharks

— Kristi (@yellowpride12) January...

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Previously on Once Upon A Time, Regina was wrongly accused of killing Archie, Emma owed Rumpelstiltskin a favor for helping Cinderella (where the hell did Ashley go, anyway?) and the town was afraid that outsiders would be able to get into Storybrooke now that the curse is broken.

We pick up where we last left Storybrooke, with a mind-erased Belle lying shot on the ground, and Hook also on his back after A ran under him with a car.

Then there's some chaos. Rumpelstiltskin heals Belle with a magic ball of purple, Emma shows up in her sheriff's car and the ambulance arrives, sirens blaring. Emma goes over to Hook, who is being smarmy despite the fact that he's bleeding and broken. Their banter is interrupted, however, when Rumple attacks Hook, until he is reminded that this is the opposite of what Belle would want,...

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We open with Captain Eyeliner sneaking into the cell where Evil Queen Regina is keeping Belle. He acts like he's going to save her and tries to get her to tell him how to kill Rumplestiltskin, but she's not having it. He deems her useless and raises his hook to kill her, but a very sexy-looking Regina magically takes it away from him.

I imagine having his hook is the equivalent of grabbing him by the balls, because he listens to Regina talk about her plans for the curse and how he'd finally be able to get Rumpelstiltskin powerless. She wanted Hook to keep Cora from following her to Storybrooke and I still have no idea whose team Hook plays for (and not because of the guyliner).

In present-day Storybrooke, Gold and Regina are trying to plan their next move. Rumplestiltskin suggests a murder-hole,...

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Previously on Once Upon A Time, Cora went on a heart-ripping spree, Henry got tired of being totally useless to the plot this season and started infiltrating Aurora's nightmares, and Captain Eyeliner led Emma to the magical compass before she ditched his sorry arse.

We start out in the Enchanted Forest, where Cora meets up with Hook at the base of the beanstalk and asks for the compass. He hangs his tail between his legs and admits that the pretty blonde Miss Swan outsmarted him. I'm still not entirely sure if he's evil or just really desperate to get to Storybrooke to exact revenge, but either way Cora is quite through with him. Instead, she goes back to her (still creepy) vault of hearts and raises an army of zombies (?!).

At the other end of the Forest, Emma is thrusting a...

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Previously on Once Upon A Time, Li'l Red ate her boyfriend, Emma and Snow got sucked into a Magic Hat and King George hated Prince Charming a whole lot.

We open in the coal mines where the dwarves are hi-hoing away. Grumpy is being grumpy, but his stubbornness earns him a trip through the mine wall...where he finds magic diamonds. The woman formerly known as the blue fairy is called in and confirms that the diamonds would make enough fairy dust to make the hat work again.

To celebrate they go drinking at Granny's. Ruby is approached by a gentleman who introduces himself as Gus, the mouse from Cinderella. However, in a beautiful turn of events, Ruby blows him off for Belle. Belle puts her arm around Ruby's tiny perfect waist and everything!

Okay, so it seems more likely that...

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Previously on Once Upon A Time... Rumpelstiltskin cut off Captain Eyeliner's hand, Team Badass started a quest for a compass and a scruffy guy got a postcard from a dove.

We begin this week's tale in the Enchanted Forest, present-day. Hook is leading the beautiful team of badass ladies towards the giant beanstalk that they allegedly have to climb.

Emma gives her sorry version of the Jack and the Beanstalk tale, which is mostly vague and, according to Hook, almost entirely wrong. He tells the real version of the story while Snow adorably nods along in confirmation. There's one big bad giant left up there in the clouds, and he has enchanted the beanstalk so only people with the magic cuffs can climb it, of course. Hook tells the girls to wrestle each other for it and after I silently chided him for being gross,...

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Previously on Once Upon A Time, Cora broke Regina's heart by ripping her beard's boyfriend's heart out, Rumpelstiltskin started teaching Young Regina about magic and we found out that Cora and Hook are in cahoots.

As if to apologize for the lack of ladies in last week's episode, we open on Team Badass, traipsing around what's left of the Enchanted Forest. Aurora's whining a little bit (which is fine because she's adorable), but Mulan interrupts when she notices no one is guarding their hideaway. They realize it's because everyone is dead, hearts ripped out of their chest — that is, everyone except one person. They dig a twitching arm out from under the heap of bodies and discover it's the one and only Captain Eyeliner.

Meanwhile, in Storybrooke, Charming punches Dr. Whale in the face for sleeping with Mary Margaret, even though he exclaims, "We Were Cursed.

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Previously on Once Upon A Time, Belle was Rumpelstiltskin's prisoner but then she fell in love with him and it was gross. That is all.

This episode was called "The Crocodile," but really it should have been called "Where is Everyone?" I'm not sure where they got off having an entire episode without Emma Or Regina, but they did it. Luckily they threw in Rachel Shelley to offset the male-to-hot-female ratio a little bit and gave Ruby some screentime.

Right out of the gate, Belle is having nightmares about shiny gold Rumpelstiltskin and his mean streak. She realizes Gold isn't in the bed with her (thank goodness) and goes to see where he went. He is in the basement, spinning straw into gold, and I'm like "That makes sense," but Belle is perplexed since that's not her fairytale.

Pre-shiny Rumpelstiltskin...