Quotes

Really skinny actresses make me hungry. I see them and think, 'Honey, you need to eat!'

I got in my head that my goal as a songwriter was to write songs for people who didn't write songs - the moms who are driving their daughters to see Taylor Swift.

I take pride in being a normal size person. Girls come up to do meet and greets and are like, 'Thank you for being normal. You make it feel like it's attainable for us.' And I'm like, 'You're welcome! Go have burger.'"

It [her song "Smokin' and Drinkin'"] really, really, really makes me want to smoke and drink. I don't smoke. But I drink. A lot. I feel like this is my party song. I want to party when I hear this song, in my own way. That's why I connected to it. I just immediately was like, 'Yes.'

I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me / I gave it everything I had and everything I got was bad / Life ain't hard but it's too long to live it like some country song / Trade the truth in for a lie, cheating really ain't a crime / I'm giving up on love 'cause love's given up on me / Forget your high society, I'm soakin' it in Kerosene / Light 'em up and watch them burn, teach them what they need to learn HA! / Dirty hands ain't made for shakin', ain't a rule that ain't worth breakin' / Well I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me

You say you're livin' on the edge and I think you're hangin' from a ledge / Too scared to hold the hand that wants to help you up / Are you the man you thought you'd be by the time that you turned 33 / Are you still a bullet in your daddy's gun / Don't forget boy you're your mama's only son / She's at home and she's been praying for you / Hey what about Georgia

Baby who / Needs their faces in a magazine / Me and you / We've been stars of the town since we were 17 / Let's go on down to the quick stop / Wear your yellow shades / And I'll put on my tight jeans / And we'll just spend the weekend burnin' rubber / And we'll let 'em point and stare in disbelief / Every last one, route one, rural heart's got a story to tell / Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend / Maybe knows you just a little too well / Whether you're late for church or you're stuck in jail / Hey words gonna get around / Everybody dies famous in a small town

I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun / Wait by the door and light a cigarette / If he wants a fight well now he's got one / And he ain't seen me crazy yet / He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll / Don't that sound like a real man / I'm gonna show him what little girls are made of / Gunpowder and lead

I watched her for a while but I didn't like her walk / She came across kinda cheap to me / But hey how's that my fault / She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch / Somebody tell that girl / To step up to that plate / I wanna pitch / Little bitch / Well those pretty girls can play their game / But they're damn well gonna know my name / I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

My dad was a police officer, so early on I was taught gun safety, what guns were for, how to use them and when not to touch them. I've just grown up around them, so it's my normal. I'm a girl, I travel a lot by myself, and I like to carry to protect myself. I know everybody has an opinion on it and it's polarizing, but for me it's just a way of life.

Well I've been saved by the grace of Southern charm / I got a mouth like a sailor and yours is more like a Hallmark card / And if you wanna pick a fight / Well I'm gonna have to say goodnight / I don't have to be hateful, I can just say bless your heart / And even though I don't belong with your high life friends / It doesn't mean we don't get together and try to make amends / It's easier can't you see / Let's agree to just disagree / We don't have to like each other but it's sure fun to pretend / So let's shake hands and reach across those party lines / You've got your friends just like I've got mine / We might think a little differently / But we got a lot in common you will see / We're just like you / Only prettier