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Welcome to this week’s WWE Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Highlander 2: The Quickening has to be saved! The original version is not on DVD or Blu Ray! Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! They’re f——- aliens! They’re from Zeist! It’s a f——- German yeast infection! The Quickening is crotch-scratching so furious that lightning shoots out of their hoohahs! Their hoohahs! Who needs epic romantic adventure when you can have General Katanna cumming after crashing into a train?! Zeist! The Ozone Layer! The Shield! It was red! Reddddddddd!!!!!!!! Zeist! S–t-head?! What’s a s–t-head?! Zeist! You know what we have to do. Hootenanny! Hootenanny! Hootenanny! Hootenanny! Hootenanny! Alright troops. Get your asses to work! Save the damn movie! It’s bad! It must be saved so others can hate it too! Zeist! Nxt starts…Zeist!!!!!!!!!

Match #1: Io Shirai/Zoey Stark b.

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a few matches here, including a major Triple Threat as an opener. What’s that? There’s a bear behind me? Bruce Vilanche: Who wants sex?! Me: Oh God! No! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!! Bv: Come back! No means yes! Me: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! Nxt starts now. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Bv: It’s going in your butt!

Match #1: Pete Dunne vs. Kyle O’Reilly vs. Johnny Gargano (no contest) The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Three stalwarts of the black-and-gold brand battled for the right to challenge Karrion Kross for the Nxt Title at Nxt TakeOver: In Your House, but Adam Cole brought the ultra-competitve bout to a screeching halt. Cole first smashed Kyle O’Reilly with a steel chair before also laying out Pete Dunne and blasting Johnny Gargano with the Last Shot, drawing an irate...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m in 1989 helping Brian Yuzna finish editing the gross f—kin’ movie “Society”. Brian Yuzna: Ending needs more shunting. Tongues become asses nailing taint. (wall explodes) David Cronenberg: I have heard through the weirdo filmmaker grapevine that you have bested me in the filming of sick, nasty footage that has artistic value but should probably be burned because it’s f—king gross. No one gets to do that but me! I shall take this footage and return to my lair of Canadianess where I shall edit these scenes into a picture starring a talking asshole. By: No! My footage! DC: Ah! My footage. Men…blow the building ten seconds after we flee. By: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!! (building implodes) By: N-n-n-n-Nathan…I’m dying. Me: No. No! By: Get the footage back. Avenge me!

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is retired boxing icon George Foreman. George Foreman: I punched a man in da face one time and he cried like a pussy, so I kicked his ass. Me: Holy s–t! Gf: This is my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George and my son George. Me: They all have the same name? Gf: Dey difran names! That’s George and...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the good news is that they found Jimmy Hoffa…bad news: in the trunk of my car. I’m glad the smell has subsided and I’m glad you’re here. We have two matches to review, so let’s not waste time playing grab-ass. Let’s go make a fillim!

Match #1: Jake Atlas and August Grey def. The Bollywood Boys The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Jake Atlas and August Grey have competed as partners and opponents over the last few months on 205 Live, but any lingering friction from Grey’s narrow singles victory over Atlas from several weeks ago wasn’t noticeable when the two acrobatic competitors joined forces for a tag team bout against The Bollywood Boyz. Instead, Atlas and Grey had the look of a battle-tested tandem, and they...

Welcome to this week’s review of 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and as a female comedian, I don’t want to be eaten by a f–king polar bear. That’s why I use Jippaney’s Polar Bear Repellent, for the lady who doesn’t want to be eaten by a f–king polar bear. Just spray one pint of Jippaney’s finest on your body and polar bears will avoid you like a priest around the parents of the child they violated. Jippaney’s Polar Bear Repellent: It’s such good s–t. Well, now that we have that out of the way, let’s get to the wrestling.

Match #1: Jake Atlas def. Ashante “Thee” Adonis The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Even several months after his brief rivalry with The Brian Kendrick, Ashante “Thee” Adonis still seems to be employing the veteran’s teachings.

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have another episode of “The little WWE show that could”… Let’s go!

Match #1: Ashante “Thee” Adonis def. Ariya Daivari The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

In matchup between arguably the two best trash talkers on 205 Live, Ashante “Thee” Adonis snatched victory from the jaws of defeat to stun Ariya Daivari. The Persian Lion, who was defeated by August Grey in controversial fashion last week and entered this match in an even worse mood than usual, took control when he grabbed a fist full of his opponent’s hair and yanked him to the met before dropkicking his knee. Seconds later, Daivari drilled Adonis with the Hammerlock Lariat, only to break his own pinfall attempt. Daivari followed up with a picture-perfect frog splash from the top rope and nonchalantly covered his foe,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and hot plates are excellent for soups! If you throw the spelling bee, you can go on an all expenses paid trip to the Seven Sisters college of your choice…with hot plates for your soup! We’ve got semi-heavy men fighting for nothing but nothing as of late, but it’s good fun buddy. So, let’s snatch-up those hot plates for our soup and enjoy 205 Live!

Match #1: Mansoor & Curt Stallion def. The Bollywood Boyz The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Even though they claimed a hard-fought win against The Bollywood Boyz, there were were no cheers, hugs, high-fives or even a handshake between Mansoor and Curt Stallion. Instead, tension lingered from Mansoor’s win over Stallion in singles competition last week, and Mansoor seemingly poured fuel on the fire during a...

Welcome to this weeks review of WWE Nxt, I’m filling in for Nathan on WWE third brand this week, which will be… interesting. Especially, if I’m honest, given the fact I only tend to watch Nxt when a) it needs reviewing or b) its a pay per view. Yeah, I don’t conciusly choose to watch the WWE’s yellow brand each and every week. Let’s see if that effects my opinion of this weeks show.

Match #1: Nxt Women’s Champion Io Shirai def. Toni Storm The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Toni Storm disrespected Io Shirai right off the bat, and the bout quickly turned into a fiery slugfest. The former Nxt UK Women’s Champion looked to put Shirai away early with a potential Storm Zero on the ring apron before Shirai countered with a brutal back body drop on the hardest part of the ring,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I went to the Alabama Institute Of Trailer Trash! Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! Yippee-Wippee! Lisa: Dad! Those peanuts are for the elephant! Homer: Screw him! Me: We’ve got two matches here two kick some ass with, so let’s…ummmmm…watch the matches.

Match #1: August Grey & Jake Atlas def. Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Call it a partnership of convenience. Call it uniting against common enemies. But whatever you do, call the combination of August Grey and Jake Atlas effective. Grey and Atlas have watched each other’s backs for the last few weeks to nullify the numbers advantage that Tony Nese and Ariya Daivari typically use in their favor, and they paired up for the first time in an actual match against their recent tormentors. The Premier Athlete...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Editor Phil and I’m back for another review of the WWE show that everyone forgets. Last weeks was a pretty good show so I’ve got my fingers crossed for another great installment of this cruiserweight classic…

Match #1: Mansoor & Curt Stallion def. Ever-Rise The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

After pairing up with The Bollywood Boyz to from “Bolly-Rise” and going 0-3 over the past three weeks in a pair of traditional tag bouts and an Eight-Man Tag Team Match, Matt Martel and Chase Parker seemed to content to go it alone against the impressive combo of Mansoor and Curt Stallion. Still, that didn’t stop The Bollywood Boyz from taking a stroll to the ringside area, giving a pep talk to their comrades and trying to dish out a timely assist. The mid-match...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Editor Phil and I’ll be phil-ing (groan) for Nathan, and checking out the show that everyone seems to have forgotten… Well I watched Smackdown this week and this followed, so technically I’m one of those that forgot it existed too… Anyway, on with the review!

Match #1: Mansoor, Curt Stallion, Jake Atlas and Ashante “Thee Adonis” def. Ever-Rise and The Bollywood Boyz The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Though Ever-Rise and The Bollywood Boyz have seemingly buried the hatchet after being at each other’s throats for months, the third time was certainly not the charm for “Bolly-Rise.” After coming up short in a pair of tag team matches in prior weeks, the quartet suffered yet another defeat in an Eight-Man Tag Team Match against Mansoor, Curt Stallion, Jake Atlas and Ashante “Thee Adonis.

Match #1: Candice LeRae def. Shotzi Blackheart The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Shotzi Blackheart may have surprised Candice LeRae early, using mat-based wrestling to ground The Poison Pixie instead of her usual high-flying repertoire. LeRae answered, pulling Blackheart into the Gargano Escape until Blackheart countered with a knee to the face and followed by spiking LeRae with a Ddt. Blackheart looked to be setting up for her top-rope senton before Indi Hartwell distracted her, and LeRae capitalized by hitting a huge spinning neckbreaker off the second rope for the victory.

My Opinion: 3.5 out of 5

Match #2: The Grizzled Young Veterans def. Ever-Rise in a Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic First-Round Match The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Despite being massive underdogs, Ever-Rise stunned The Grizzled Young Veterans early with a quick start. Zack Gibson & James Drake eventually isolated Chase Parker, but Parker found a way to tag in Matt Martel,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the first 205 Live of the new freakin’a year! We’ve got two for the road and the road is rocky…Rocky Dennis! Oh God! Rocky…your face…Jesus! Get a paper back over that f—–r…pronto! I mean…Blaugh! Blaugh! Blaugh! I can’t…Blaugh! Anyway, we have…Blaugh! I…Blaugh! Holy…Blaugh! Just go to the mat…Blaugh!

Match #1: Mansoor def. Jake Atlas The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Another Friday night, another Mansoor victory on 205 Live. Mansoor’s undefeated run on the purple brand is made all the more impressive by his ability to win matches in different ways, having outlasted Raul Mendoza in a slugfest last week and narrowly edged Jake Atlas in a mat-wrestling clinic this week. Atlas was hobbled when he landed awkwardly...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and as we take part in the yuletide festivities, let us take this time to enjoy the season and with cast-iron good reason, because…Hookers!!!!!!! F— Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! I’M Gonna Let These ——– Nail Me In The — So Hard That I Won’T Be Able To —- Right For A Week! Okay folks, while I…talk to these hoo…people, I’ll let you read my thoughts on these darling matches.

Match #1: Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch def. Killian Dain & Drake Maverick – Street Fight Match For The Nxt Tag Team Championships The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Killian Dain & Drake Maverick kicked off Nxt by giving Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch a dose of their own medicine, ambushing the Nxt Tag Team Champions from behind during their entrance and immediately overwhelming them. They wasted no time making use of the stipulation,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have me stuck in this lair of losers with Colack The Wuss… Colack: I am Colack! I am not a wuss! My people shall descend upon you very soon for…The Shunting! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Nathan: Bull-s—! You’re full of s—! I want apple juice! Colack: Finish your sushi! Nathan: Sushi is not food! Steak is food! I want apple juice!

Match #1: Ever-Rise def. Bollywood Boyz – Tornado Tag Team Match The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Ever-Rise and The Bollywood Boyz have traded wins in the past few weeks as each makes their case for purple brand tag team supremacy. Chase Parker & Matt Martel came in loaded with confidence following solid showings on Nxt against Young Grizzled Veterans and Imperium, while the Singh brothers needed something to turn around their momentum after two straight losses on 205 Live.

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and how would you like to f— my wife? Well, meet me at the cemetery and you can get started. As for this show…screw this! I’m just gonna make up some s— and there you go! Paul Muni is back from the dead! Yahoo!

Match #1: Jake Atlas def. Isaiah “Swerve” Scott The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Isaiah “Swerve” Scott dominated much of the bout, but one miscalculation proved costly. With “Swerve” pinning Jake Atlas in a cradle pin, Atlas reversed the combination for a lightning-quick victory. Incensed with his defeat, “Swerve” refused Atlas’ handshake afterward.

My Opinion: 3.5 out of 5

Match #2: The Grizzled Young Veterans def. Ever-Rise and Imperium in a Triple Threat Tag Team Match The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

A week removed from a chaotic encounter involving all three teams,...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’ve got a chunky butt. There’s just something about Mary…and Nxt! There, now I can cash Vince’s check for…$12?! F— that cheap f—! Vince hid a monkey in his suitcase so he’d have something to pee on during the flight home! Vince invented disappointment so we’d all have to suffer when women won’t let him punch them in the face. Vince hates Jesus! Vince…ohhhhhhh…this check say $12,000…thumb covered up the zeros. Vince sure is great and so is Nxt!

Match #1: Damien Priest and Leon Ruff def. Santos Escobar & Raul Mendoza The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Damian Priest enjoyed a dominant run early in the bout until an individual appeared in the crowd wearing the same mask as the person who helped Johnny Gargano...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a special guest reviewer to handle the fun this time. Ladies and Gentlemen, please meet…

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Match #1: Candice LeRae def. Ember Moon The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Ember Moon dominated the early action behind a fiery start, though the numbers game eventually proved difficult to overcome. Not only was Candice LeRae joined by protege Indi Hartwell, but their new allies Dakota Kai and Raquel González made their way to ringside as well. Hartwell’s presence proved pivotal as she shoved LeRae out of the way to instead take Moon’s Eclipse,...

Welcome to this week’s review of Nxt, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this show still is missing the vowel. We’ve got three title matches and my big fat ass in a speedo, so won’t you stick around for the big buttedness…and wrestling?

Match #1: Leon Ruff def. Johnny Gargano – Nxt North American Championship Match The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Johnny Gargano set out to finally put an end to his championship curse, but what unfolded was instead his worst nightmare. His “Wheel of Challengers” landed on Leon Ruff’s name — written on a piece of tape and conspicuous by its contrast to the other names on the list. Gargano mostly dominated the up-and-comer as former North American Champion Damian Priest watched from behind the barricade in the Capitol Wrestling Center. One mistake proved costly, however, as Ruff dodged a superkick...

Greetings, you pathetic maggots! “Smart” Mark D. Mark here to piss all over the return of the biggest abortion in wrestling, Halloween Havoc. Nxt has brought us the return of yet another shit-show from World Championship Wrestling’s moronic past and I will not play along, ladies and gentlemen! Nathan Favel, the prissy little putz who normally writes these trite angulars, is a bit too busy crying over his mother’s grave, which is a coffee can, courtesy of him being a poor, pathetic loser, just like his mom and just like you weak people. I kid! I enjoy filling in for Nathan, who is actually quite busy slitting his wrists or baking cookies or some-thing like that. Halloween Havoc was the red-headed stepchild of WCW Pay Per Views back in its day, with its spinning wheel of random stipulation matches and dollar store stage set. Aren’t you thrilled...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and my hopes of being a plus-sized stripper-pole dancer went down in flames like the Hindenburg. We’ve got a big Tag Team Title main event that makes me feel like a natural woman…but not a big bitch on tall pole! I wanna strip ‘n shake my ass! Why does the floor cave in when I spin my ass around like a chubby spinning-top?! Liza gets to do it! Damn it! Well, while I cry, why don’t you go on down the list and enjoy the matches.

Match #1: Kushida def. Tommaso Ciampa and Velveteen Dream – Triple Threat Match The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Tommaso Ciampa wasted no time targeting Velveteen Dream’s cast-covered left arm in a wild bout that was breathtakingly fast-paced from the start. Kushida also targeted Dream’s injured limb,...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the Baby Yoda playing with the Baby Balls. We’ve got a bunch of matches on here, but no quesadillas! I’m so pissed! Well, we have the damn matches, but I’m too busy smoking crack to pay attention, so here comes me…from an alternate dimension! Na-than Of The Trans-Dimensional Empire Of Stu-pid: I am Na-than! I have a mustache and an eye-patch! Begin the show!

Match #1: The Undisputed Era def. Danny Burch & Oney Lorcan – No. 1 Contendership To The Nxt Tag Team Titles The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

It’s been a turbulent few weeks for The Undisputed Era, but Roderick Strong & Bobby Fish steered the most dominant faction in Nxt history back on track. The Ue prevailed after Strong connected with a massive running knee before...

Welcome to this week’s review of 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Jessica Alba wasn’t allowed to look at the cast of Beverly Hills, 90210, because they didn’t want to f—k with Dark Angel! I don’t care about her other stuff! Dark Angel, damn it! I like her in other stuff…but Dark Angel, damn it! You better like Dark Angel too, you son of a b—ch! Alright, let’s start Dark Angel…205 Live, right now…you son of a b—ch!

Match #1: Jake Atlas def. Ariya Daivari (Disqualification) The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Jake Atlas looked to be closing in on a hard-earned victory against Ariya Daivari on the historic 200th episode of 205 Live, but his night suddenly took a sharp turn for the worse. Atlas defeated the 205 Live Original by disqualification, but the win came with a steep price,...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have several matches to decide the contenders to the bevy of championships in Nxt…like the Hubert Humphrey Heavy-Weight Championship. Hey, would I not lie to you? Let’s join this episode of Keeping Up Appearances already in progress and see if Richard smacks Hyacinth in the mouth. It’s my sister Violet! You know, the one with the large house, swimming pool and room for a pony. What’s that Violet? You’re going out to dinner with Bruce? You’ve got your nice dress picked out! Oh, that’s lovely! Bruce is wearing it. He thinks he looks pretty. He won’t leave the house unless he gets to wear the dress. Well dear, it’s the 90s. You should feel lucky that he doesn’t want you to grow a moustache!

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have lots of wrestling… with my sexuality. I like cardboard. Harlan County, USA doesn’t care about your feelings. Those filthy miners just want your coal! Don’t give them sh*t! Okay, Damien Priest fights Timothy Thatcher for the North American Title, because Don Knotts said so!

Match #1: Io Shirai def. Shotzi Blackheart The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Shotzi Blackheart quickly proved she was more than up to the task of standing toe-to-toe with the champion, putting forth a courageous effort against Io Shira. In the end though, it was The Genius of the Sky prevailing, putting Blackheart away with her patented top-rope moonsault after a worthy challenge.

My Opinion: 4.1 out of 5 – This was a hell of an opener. Io and Shotzi knocked the Mulan out of each other!

Welcome to this week’s WWE 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and it’s time…to Mambooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! We’ve got the bitchinest show dudes! If you like little dudes beatin’ up other little dudes, than whip your little dude out, little dude, and beat that little dude, little dude! Little Dude!!!!!! Alright, brah, let’s ‘rassle!

Match #1: The Brian Kendrick def. Tehuti Miles The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Tehuti Miles spent his afternoon crowing about how he wanted some serious competition on 205 Live, specifically a veteran that could bring the best out of him. The WWE Performance Center standout may have got more than he bargained for when former Cruiserweight Champion The Brian Kendrick made his jaw-dropping return to the purple brand! Kendrick’s first move upon stepping back into the squared circle? Drawing the ire of Tehuti by booting his fanny pack out of the ring.

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Nxt has no competition from Aew this week, so let’s see if Vince’s red-headed step-child gets beaten with the beatin’ stick this week. Carole Lombard could kick your ass and Nxt starts now.

Match #1: Breezango def. Imperium – Nxt Tag Team Championship Match The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

The second time was the charm for Fandango & Tyler Breeze to finally capture their first gold in WWE. Rising to the occasion, Breezango capitalized on a misfired double-team attack by Marcel Barthel & Fabian Aichner, allowing Fandango to make a much-needed tag to Breeze, who delivered superkicks left and right. After tagging himself back in, Fandango put them away by hitting a double leg drop on both opponents for the massive victory.

My Opinion: 3.4 out of 5 – These two teams had a solid, steady,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the little wrestling show that could!

Match #1: Drake Maverick def. Tehuti Miles The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

After being battered by Undisputed Era nine nights ago on Nxt, Drake Maverick was looking to take out his rage on Tehuti Miles, and it was evident he had plenty of it from the start. It wasn’t easy, as Maverick had to deal with constant disrespect from Miles and an early barrage of right hands to the face. Miles let the former 205 Live General Manager know that he wasn’t taking him seriously by repeatedly taking mid-match breaks to comb his hair, but that only seemed to stoke the competitive fire within Maverick, who viciously dropkicked his foe off of the ring apron while Tehuti was flaunting his looks. Miles briefly...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Nick Cave talkin’ real deep and singin’ real low. I’m tired of this. Where’s my beach ball? Spike! Okay. Let’s get to the matches before I swipe right. Did I ju…a Tinder joke?! Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Damn IIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Match #1: Legado del Fantasma def. Ever-Rise The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Chase Parker & Matt Martel of Ever-Rise were riding high after picking up a big tag team win last week on 205 Live, but Joaquin Wilde & Raul Mendoza of Legado del Fantasma brought them crashing back to Earth in a tandem bout this week. Legado del Fantasma landed the first big blow when Wilde made a blind tag to Mendoza and caught Parker off guard by driving him into the canvas with a ring-rattling Ddt. With Martel attempting to incite a “de-fense” chant,...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Hey, little baby…Piss Me Off! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! If Rey Mysterio was a stereo, then you could plug some speakers in his ass for surround sound and twist his nipples to change the volume and station. Alright, Donald Trump had people taken for protesting racism and Nxt starts now…Rickllllllllllllllles!!!!!!!!!

Match #1: Io Shirai & Tegan Nox def. Candice LeRae & Dakota Kai The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Dakota Kai ambushed Io Shirai for the second time in three weeks, this time to kick off Nxt while Shirai was making her entrance, and the scene quickly devolved into disarray with the other two competitors joining them for a melee before the action officially started. Kai and Candice LeRae worked well together early on, isolating Tegan Nox until Shirai lit up the ring and her opponents with her athleticism.

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Bud Lucky talkin’ real slow about nothin’ in particular. With more superstars appearing under the #speakingout spotlight we’ll have to see what happens with WWE’s third brand in the coming weeks. Beside all of that, Nxt seems to have a fine main event on its hands, so let’s see if it all comes together, or if Ralph will get me my coffee!

Match #1: Cameron Grimes def. Damian Priest The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

The Technical Savage seized another massive victory, albeit with a bit of an asterisk. Having left Damian Priest wedged between his car and car door after an apparent attack outside the WWE Performance Center earlier in the day, Cameron Grimes had the upper-hand from the get-go. The Archer of Infamy, sporting taped ribs,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this should be Jack Gallagher’s last match in the WWE (possibly anywhere) due to him being fired after numerous allegations of sexual misconduct came to light during the first day or so of #speakingout. Also, The Monkees are cool and don’t ever let anybody tell you they suck! Okay, let’s get to the matches.

Match #1: Oney Lorcan def. Chase Parker The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Oney Lorcan of The Brit-Am Brawlers and Chase Parker of Ever-Rise collided for tag team bragging rights on the purple brand. Parker quickly took the fight to Lorcan, but pain remained the greatest motivator for the crazed cruiserweight. Lorcan rallied back and landed a Blockbuster to secure the win.

My Opinion: 3.3 out of 5 – This was a real smack in the Wojohowitz and I liked it.

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Johnny Bababooey can kiss my ass. That little prick has been nipping at my heels since he learned that you can order pizza over the phone. His momma stuck her stomach in the microwave to make the third trimester go faster. If I have to listen to him talk about Grease 2 anymore I’m gonna hurl. Son of a b—-! I…am writing the wrong thing to the wrong people. I really wish this delete button worked. I wrote my parole officer about a new job opportunity and she said “Blow-jobs are not real jobs.” I asked her why she said that and her reply was “I think your pimp and I have the same last name.” Now, I’m under house arrest. Well, at least it’s more time to review wrestling.

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Shad Gaspard did indeed drown when he sacrificed his life for his son during a rip-tide. He may not have been the best wrestler, but he seemed to be one of the good people in wrestling and that is a hell of a lot more important when it matters most. Larry Csonka’s death has cast the same sort of pall over the sport of professional wrestling (“fake” my ass). What a weird week this has been. Well, in honor of two people who seemed to be worth their weight in gold, let’s get to the matches.

Match #1: Karrion Kross def. Liam Gray The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Karrion Kross’ second match in Nxt looked a lot like his first: completely lopsided. Kross made short work of Liam Gray, submitting...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and He Loved Big Brother…Not! Big Brother has a big, stinky butt and is a f—-face. 2+2=4 mother-f—–! Okay, enough dissidence, or you will be vaporized. I think I’ve gone full Herb Abrams. Let’s hear it for… Nxt!

Match #1: Imperium def. Matt Riddle & Timothy Thatcher – Nxt Tag Team Championship Match The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

As a significantly more experienced team, Imperium controlled much of the action. However, the decisive moment had very little to do with Fabian Aichner & Marcel Barthel. Matt Riddle’s monkey flip inadvertently sent Barthel flying into Timothy Thatcher, and a fed-up Thatcher walked out on Riddle, who was desperately seeking a tag. The Original Bro succumbed to the 2-on-1 disadvantage, suffering the pinfall defeat after the European Bomb crowned new champions.

My Opinion: 3.4 out...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Adam Cole defends the World Title against the Sagebrush Kid or what-ever the pervert calls himself. Are you ready..? For Annie Lennox? Ffffffffffffff— Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!

Match #1: Johnny Gargano def. Dominik Dijakovic The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

The new attitude of Nxt’s resident power couple was on full display with Candice LeRae getting involved in this bout multiple times, including a distraction that allowed husband Johnny Gargano to remove the top turnbuckle. Johnny Wrestling later countered Dominik Dijakovic’s powerbomb attempt, sending The Rare Breed face-first into the exposed steel and making him a sitting duck for Gargano’s slingshot Ddt known as One Final Beat.

My Opinion: 3.4 out of 5 – There was some good wrestling in here, but it felt like merely a taste of what these guys can really do. The...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Drew Barrymore is trying to kill me! On this week’s episode of Lancer, we’ve got more of the Cruiserweight Tournament and Michael Madsen squints too much. Are you ready to rock? I said…Are You Ready To Rock?! Well…too bad!

Match #1: Dakota Kai & Raquel González def. Tegan Nox & Shotzi Blackheart The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Tegan Nox finally had a hand against her rivals Dakota Kai & Raquel González, but it didn’t matter on this occasion. Kai’s enforcer put Shotzi Blackheart away with an impressive one-armed Powerbomb.

My Opinion: 2.3 out of 5 – There’s not much here that really happened outside of some moves and a finish. Nox did well and every-body else held it together, but this was just a car with no juice in the tank.

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have some gnarly s— on this show dude…April Fools! This show sucks ass…April Fools! Actually, you’ll just have to read to find out…April Fools! Wait, you will have to read the review to find out if this show was good this week…damn it!

Match #1: The Velveteen Dream def. Bobby Fish The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

The Velveteen Dream continues to pick apart The Undisputed Era one-by-one, and in doing so, may find himself one step closer to an Nxt Championship opportunity against Adam Cole. Taking aim at Bobby Fish this week, His Purple Highness claimed victory, but the Muay Thai master didn’t go down without a fight. Fish repeatedly targeted Dream’s left leg, seemingly causing significant damage and hampering his mobility. But a...