I have a long history of fooling around with other people's music.
Many composers have written for double-reeds, but P.D.Q. Bach is the
only one I know to do so without the use of oboes and bassoons.
In general, the dance music of P.D.Q. Bach, although we have no
documentary evidence of this, suggests that one of his legs was shorter
than the other.
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that certain je ne sais quoi.
