WORST Baby Shows
Here's a list of baby shows I hate. Includes some shows I don't hate at all but personally just get under my skin.
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- CreatorStephen HillenburgTim HillNick JenningsStarsTom KennyRodger BumpassBill FagerbakkeThe misadventures of a talking sea sponge who works at a fast food restaurant, attends a boating school, and lives in an underwater pineapple.I know all of you are gonna hate me for this but I do not like SpongeBob. I hate how he laughs like "tayayayayayayaya". It's just so annoying! And SpongeBob's friends are so ugly and dimwitted. Ugly animation, awkward jokes, dumb characters, and annoying songs. This is the worst baby show I've ever had the misfortune of looking back on.
- CreatorDennis DeShazerSheryl LeachKathy ParkerStarsBob WestJulie JohnsonPatty WirtzFrom pretending to be a pilot on a make-believe airplane to pretending to be a pirate in search of buried treasure, Barney's friends discover that creativity lets them soar in the wings of imagination!That stupid purple dinosaur is getting a reboot this month! I'm not excited. I hate this show! He smiles every single day and doesn't even get mad at the children or something. And don't get me started with the theme song and the "I Love You" song. I'm just so sick of them! Don't you think it gets annoying when you hear those songs 300 times a day?! The only thing I like about this show is the children. Overall I personally think this show is awful.
- StarsEvan SmirnowEllen DavidDaniel BrochuAn imaginative four-year-old boy learns life lessons and discovers new things with his friends and family.Ugh! I can't stand this bald-headed brat! He likes to throw tantrums all the time which is so annoying! I'm glad that he stopped throwing tantrums in season 4. This show is very bad.
- CreatorJeff 'Swampy' MarshDan PovenmireStarsVincent MartellaDan PovenmireAshley TisdalePhineas and Ferb invent, scheme, and stay one step ahead of their bratty sister. Meanwhile, their pet platypus plots against evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz.OMG THIS SHOW IS GARBAGE!!! I hate everything that has to do with this trainwreck. Phineas and Ferb build stupid and uncreative inventions. This show has very annoying songs. Take "Gitchee Gitchee Goo" as an example. I hate that song so much. It gets so annoying if you hear that song 80 times a day. And they are making new episodes of this show, and they are obviously gonna suck! So yeah, Phineas and Ferb is the most annoying Disney cartoon ever created.
- CreatorEric WeinerChris GiffordValerie Walsh ValdesStarsFatima PtacekRegan MizrahiAlexandria SuarezAlong with her friend Monkey Boots, Dora goes on adventures.Where do I begin? This show is very annoying to me. The main protagonist (Dora) is blind and deaf. She can't see or hear properly. And why?! Just why would you let a 7 year old girl go exploring by herself! If you are a parent of a 7 year old girl and you let her go exploring by herself, you would get arrested, and so will the girl! And the songs are very unpleasant to hear. Take "Backpack, Backpack" as an example. It's so annoying. I'd recommend you should NOT watch Dora if it annoyed you as a kid.
- CreatorAndrew DavenportStarsRolf SaxonJessica SmithJohn SimmitFour creatures with televisions in their stomachs have fun in their magical world.This show is so creepy. And they have TVs on their bellies which doesn't happen in the real world. That's all I'm going to say.
- CreatorBen JonesStarsBen JonesKyle KaplanJohn DiMaggioThe bizarre adventures of a group of bumbling detectives.AAAHH!! MY EYES!!!! THEY'RE BURNING! I HATE this ugly cartoon.
- CreatorDan SchneiderStarsVictoria JusticeLeon Thomas IIIMatt BennettAspiring singer Tori Vega navigates life while attending a performing arts high school called Hollywood Arts.I'm gonna be honest, this show is awful. The characters are bland and Tori sings songs that are so stupid. And I can't stand the theme song ("Make It Shine"). It's so badly produced and it has poor lyrics. The soundtracks are awful, Tori is a terrible protagonist and the episodes are horribly written and directed.
- CreatorPamela EellsPhil BakerDrew VaupenStarsDebby RyanPeyton ListCameron BoyceA Texas teen moves to New York City to follow her dreams and ends up as a nanny for a high-profile couple's four children.This show is so annoying. The characters are bland and the writing is simplistic. The jokes particularly get under my skin. And why did they use laugh tracks after every sentence in every episode? This show is the main reason why Disney sitcoms are going downhill. If you want to watch a better Disney sitcom, watch The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.
- CreatorChris SavinoMichael RubinerStarsGrey GriffinLara Jill MillerJessica DiCiccoLincoln Loud is an eleven-year-old boy who lives with ten sisters. With the help of his right-hand man Clyde, Lincoln finds new ways to survive in such a large family every day.I hate this Nicktoon for a couple reasons. To start, there are way too many fart jokes in it. Lincoln's sisters always get into fights and get him into trouble when he didn't do anything wrong. And the writing for the episodes are complex and tedious beyond belief.
- CreatorDana OlsenDan SchneiderDana OlsenStarsJace NormanCooper BarnesRiele DownsLooking for a part-time job, 13-year-old Henry Hart lands the post of sidekick of superhero Captain Man, but he must keep this a secret from his family and friends.OH NO, NOT THIS BLAND PIECE OF REPETITIVENESS! IT'S RIPPING OFF THE DC SUPERHEROES!!
- CreatorTodd J. GreenwaldStarsSelena GomezDavid HenrieJake T. AustinThe Russo family may be an ordinary family with an average restaurant, but behind closed doors, all three children must compete to be the next family wizard.This show makes no sense. I've included it on here because it's so annoying to look at. And I really don't like Selena Gomez.
- CreatorKevin KopelowHeath SeifertStarsRoss LynchLaura MaranoRaini RodriguezFollowing the lives of confident aspiring musician Austin, quiet talented songwriter Ally, and their two friends.This show is bland. And the episodes make me feel like Trish (i forget her name lol) has been fired after working in a job. For example, "GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AT THE DRY-CLEANERS?!". Ugh! Can she stop asking those stupid questions for once? And I hate Austin's hair. He's got a stupid hippie dippie haircut. So yeah. Austin & Ally is a bland piece of cardboard.
- CreatorJosh LehrmanKyle SteginaStarsOlivia RodrigoMadison HuDeVore LedridgeCenters on best friends Paige and Frankie who express their offbeat individuality through funny music videos on their vlog channel Bizaardvark.This is far from being Disney's most iconic sitcom. The script is written by donkeys and the storyline is bland. I personally feel bad for Olivia Rodrigo (who plays Paige in this show) though.
- CreatorAlison BrownLinda Videtti FigueiredoStarsJenna OrtegaIsaak PresleyAriana GreenblattTeenager Harley Diaz maneuvers her way through the bustle of being a middle child in a family with six other siblings.This show is bland. I feel like the characters are getting into trouble all the time and their actors can't get enough. And Harley Diaz is a bland protagonist.
- CreatorEric RoblesStarsDavid HornsbyNika FuttermanJeff BennettTwo children dress up as superheroes and create chaos wherever they go.This show is so disgusting. There are countless reasons why you should NEVER watch this Nicktoon under any circumstances.
- CreatorSteve BorstGary DoodlesStarsRobbie DaymondEric BauzaAlexander PolinskyTwo ducks fly around in a rocket-powered van, delivering bread to other ducks in Pondgea.EEWWW!!! This show is so gross.
- CreatorNoah JonesAlex HirschWilliam ReissStarsChelsea KaneKyle MasseyJustin RoilandThree friends attend a school for fish submerged in a pet shop.This is literally a ripoff to Finding Nemo.
- CreatorJames DirschbergerJay HowellAndreas TrolfStarsMaulik PancholyChris HardwickGrey GriffinThe always odd and often gross-out adventures of a young boy named Sanjay Patel and his talking pet snake Craig.YUCK!
- CreatorJohnny RyanDave CooperStarsMatt JonesCandi MiloTom WilsonA series of absurd interwoven stories about four friends and roommates, naive Pig, bohemian Goat, selfish Banana, and mad scientist Cricket.This cartoon is so ugly.
- CreatorCraig GerberStarsAriel WinterLC PowellDarcy Rose ByrnesSofia is a little girl with a commoner's background until her mom marries the king and suddenly she is royalty.I don't like this show. The theme song gets stuck in my head numerous times. The only character I like in this show is Amber. At least this show will bring back memories of those kids who were born in the late 2000s and early 2010s (like me).
- CreatorJed SpingarnStarsKira KosarinJack GriffoAddison RieckeThese siblings with superpowers might be twins, but they are very different indeed.I don't hate this show, but it gets under my skin. Chloe is the worst character on this show. She is basically a spoiled brat and always gets things in her way.
- CreatorKeith ChapmanScott KraftStarsRon PardoKallan HolleyJustin Paul KellyLed by a boy named Ryder, a team of six playful rescue dogs use their individual talents to protect the seaside town of Adventure Bay.I don't hate this show anymore, I just hate Tracker the Jungle Pup. He's so annoying to look at.
- CreatorDan SchneiderStarsMiranda CosgroveJerry TrainorJennette McCurdyCarly hosts her own home-grown web show, iCarly, Carly and sidekick Sam's regular webcasts ultimately feature everything from comedy sketches and talent contests to interviews, recipes, and problem-solving.Same reason as The Thundermans and Paw Patrol.
- CreatorBill CosbyStarsPhylicia RashadXavier PritchettGregory HinesA smart, inquisitive five-year-old boy explores what life is like with the help of his big imagination.Now we return to the bland stuff. This show is ripping off Caillou.
