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- DirectorAndrzej BartkowiakStarsJet LiDMXMark DacascosA jewel thief's daughter is kidnapped after he steals a collection of prized black diamonds, which aren't at all what they seem.Dumb and by-the-numbers, but serviceable.
- DirectorsGerry AndersonMichael Lee BaronStarsRandy CoutureDavid 'Shark' FralickDon FryeThis action film follows the triumphs of a small town mixed martial artist whose good hearted actions, desire to be an MMA champion and the haunting visions of his parent's double murder lead him to a Cagefighting showdown; where he is forced to face his fears, defend his family name, fathers honor, and in the end risk his own life in the cage.
- DirectorEricson CoreStarsMark WahlbergGreg KinnearElizabeth BanksBased on the story of Vince Papale, a 30-year-old bartender from South Philadelphia who overcame long odds to play for the NFL's Philadelphia Eagles in 1976.As simple and authentic as the gritty South Philly invirons in which it's set in, Invincible sends a uplifting and heartfelt message packed with an athletic enthusiasm that shouldn't be missed.
- DirectorRob SchneiderStarsRob SchneiderDavid CarradineSally KirklandA timid con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud, so he hires a reclusive martial arts guru who helps transform him into a kung fu expert with the ability to fight off convicts who want to either hurt or love him.I wasted two valuable hours of my life on Big Stan -- don't make the same mistake.
- DirectorDavid MametStarsChiwetel EjioforTim AllenEmily MortimerA fateful event leads to a job in the film business for top mixed-martial arts instructor Mike Terry. Though he refuses to participate in prize bouts, circumstances conspire to force him to consider entering such a competition.Mamet's mixed marital arts morality play weaves between action and intellect but doesn't always hit its target.
- DirectorRussell MulcahyStarsMichael CoponKaren DavidSimon QuartermanAfter witnessing his father's murder by the hand of the ruthless General Sargon, Mathayus travels to the Underworld to retrieve the enchanted Sword of Damocles from the dark deity, Astarte. Can he thwart the usurper's megalomaniac vision?Perhaps the very first made-for-vid prequel to a spinoff from a sequel to a remake, The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior suggests a CW television network version of a swords-and-sorcery saga.
- DirectorSylvester StalloneStarsSylvester StalloneJason StathamJet LiA CIA operative hires a team of mercenaries to eliminate a Latin dictator and a renegade CIA agent.It makes good on the old-school action it promises, but given all the talent on display, The Expendables should hit harder.
- DirectorMike GuntherStars50 CentBruce WillisRyan PhillippeA group of friends become involved in a potentially deadly diamond heist.Overall, "awkward" is the best word to describe this disjointed and strained film.
- DirectorBrandon NuttStarsVinnie JonesRob SteinbergCraig FairbrassA special agent's plans to reconcile with his ex-fiancé are ruined when she boards a private jet that is targeted by hijackers working for the same crime lord that he is chasing.It just goes through the motions, and it sure as hell takes its sweet time about it.
- DirectorSimon WestStarsSylvester StalloneLiam HemsworthRandy CoutureMr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat.Taut, violent, and suitably self-deprecating, The Expendables 2 gives classic action fans everything they can reasonably expect from a star-studded shoot-'em-up -- for better and for worse.
- DirectorMichelle SchumacherStarsJ.K. SimmonsTim AllenScott CaanFollow actor J Kimball as he researches what it's like to be old for a role in an upcoming movie. When he meets the residents at The Coconuts convalescent home, he quickly discovers that his perceptions of the elderly may be off from today's reality. After being on the wrong end of some pranks, J enlists the help of his Hollywood friends to turn the tides. Mayhem ensues.It is a remarkably unattractive-looking movie.
- DirectorGiorgio SerafiniStarsDolph LundgrenVinnie JonesRandy CoutureAn FBI agent (D.Lundgren) and his team are dealing with corrupt police officers and violent drug dealers in LA willing to kill to increase income.
- DirectorPatrick HughesStarsSylvester StalloneJason StathamJet LiBarney augments his team with new blood for a personal battle: to take down Conrad Stonebanks, the Expendables co-founder and notorious arms trader who is hell bent on wiping out Barney and every single one of his associates.Like its predecessors, Expendables 3 offers a modicum of all-star thrills for old-school action thriller aficionados -- but given all the talent assembled, it should have been a lot more fun.
- DirectorJoe CarnahanStarsPatrick WilsonEd HelmsJames Badge DaleA hard-luck limo driver struggles to go straight and pay off a debt to his bookie. He takes on a job with a crazed passenger, whose sought-after ledger implicates some seriously dangerous criminals.
- DirectorRoss PattersonStarsKeith DavidSean AstinWilliam ShatnerVeterans wake up after a night of partying to find out that the zombie apocalypse has spread across the United States.
- DirectorChris McCoyStarsNicholas BraunZoey DeutchMateo AriasFour high school students look to redefine themselves after graduation.
- DirectorMatty BeckermanStarsLala KentRandy CoutureNatali YuraA college freshman discovers a dark secret about the sorority house she's pledging for after a series of murders terrorize the campus.
- DirectorKen BarbetStarsRandy CoutureChuck ZitoWil TravalAn altruistic doctor (Natali Yura) and cocky treasure hunters (Randy Couture) and (Chuck Zito) must join forces to uncover the Mayan legend of the White Witch.
- DirectorKeoni WaxmanStarsMichael Jai WhiteLuke GossRandy CoutureAfter learning his brother died on a mission in Romania, a former soldier teams up with two allies to hunt down a mysterious enemy and exact revenge.
- DirectorNick LyonStarsRandy CoutureChuck LiddellWeston CageWhen an elite group of American soldiers are ordered to take out a series of German machine gun nests, they find themselves blindly venturing into hostile territory.
- DirectorMax MartiniStarsChris MargetisMike CareyDavid B. MeadowsAfter being relegated, the two fighting brothers signed up for a new game. But they didn't know that they need to stay in an arena to fight zombies.
- DirectorKeoni WaxmanStarsBren FosterDenise RichardsRandy CoutureJohana, a woman with no past, is hiding from a UN Agent Bowie, a head of secret space program. On her run she meets Martin and with help of Bowie's ex-colleague Lance they both help Martin to find his half alien daughter.
