Tasha's Pony Tales

Tasha Reign is pretty enough to have a porn career, but her attempt to produce features is lame judging by this childish fairy tale. Insulting is too kind a term for the result.

It inadvertently reminded me of the many fantasy related features made about 5 years or so ago by Britain's late, lamented porn label Bluebird Films. Drawing upon a Celtic tradition they abounded in fairies played by the likes of Cindy Behr and Michelle Thorne and celebrated Adult fantasy in pleasant, mindless fashion.

Tasha'' approach is certainly mindless, sort of directed by the usually more engaged Barrett Blade. Gimmick is a pajama party of three blondes planning to travel back to a Magic Pony Clubland they all visited years ago for sex and other delights with the resident male centaurs.

As a child "Brigadoon" the MGM musical was one of the first movies not strictly for kids that my mom took me to, and I thought Tasha was mining similar territory. Alas, her (as well as Blade's) mind is in the gutter and in place of fantasy we have preposterous humping. Each would-be pony gets a butt-plug in the ass with a tail attached, and the centaurs turn out to be tired porn actors with little party horns attached to their foreheads.

Probably for scheduling or logistical reasons, a fourth girl played by Rikki Six is not at the pajama party, and does not reappear when the gals are whisked home at the end of the show. This structural flaw is typical of quickie productions but sticks out like a sore thumb - should have been a foursome in the first place.

Like much of porn, this is aimed at a kid audience, not underage people but adults with minds of two-year-olds. So the cast adopts stupid names like Sprinkle, Moonbeam, Twinkle and Punky. It's creepy, but not as creepy as Tasha including that dumbest of all fetishes (I saw it in a Filly Films lesbian coming attraction and merely took it as a head-scratcher): cupcake fetish, whereby apparently the smell or texture of a cupcake (or maybe just the act of baking) supposedly turns women on the way a rubber freak gets off on the touch of latex to skin. Xander Corvus cums on a cupcake and Rikki licks off the frosting with the cum mixed in as the video's low point.

Technical credits are poor, with chintzy depiction of the fantasy land on a home movie budget. Humping is routine, avoiding anal penetration apart from those handy butt plugs, apparently proving useful in heading off at the pass any intrusion from a straying centaur cock.