Kenzie Loves Girls 2

This all-sex Wicked Pictures release (which is alternately filed on the website under Wicked Comix and Wicked Parodies) is a cheap return to the all-sex content of rival labels in a tired old format - it reminds me of Digital Playground's "Jack's Playground" series that the late Robby D shot a couple of decades ago. It's a complete waste of time.

Basically, Kenzie is with an unseen but talkative guy (who serves as hand-held cameraman) driving around looking for sexy girls. They shoot impromptu porn with them, and Kenzie participating in or orchestrating lesbian 3-ways filled with sex toys, and end up with four porn vignettes to constitute feature-length, shown individually on the Wicked website, which has recently received notoriety when a toy company selling tie-in dolls from the hit "Wicked" movie musical referred fans via its packaging by mistake (?!) to the good old Wicked Pictures porn site. Yeah, right.

The improvised banter between Kenzie and her male partner in crime is idiotic, as are the "reality" situations presented: first they accost Gal Ritchie (misspelled Richie in the credits) and Melody Marks, with some lame excuse, and Kenzie has sex with the lovelies at night in a tent.

Then they drive to a house where Gizelle Blanco and Katrina Colt are dancing around to music under flashing lights the morning after a rave. For some reason, the Wicked web subscribers have given this segment a low rating already. Then Kenzie & guy respond to a distress call from Vanessa Sky complaining about dealing with an idiotic director. Sure enough, a guy with a dumb accent and campy demeanor is trying to shoot some porn of Sky with Queenie Sateen, wanting them to pretend to be wild animals like tigers. He hands his camera to Kenzie and storms off angrily, and Kenzie takes over.

Finale brings a pair of blondes to the show, as Kenzie shoots porn outdoors on a couch with Anna Claire Clouds and Slimthick Vic (billed here with her alternate and boring nom de porn "Vic Marie"). In this vignette Kenzie blatantly rips off the format created by John "Buttman" Stagliano four decades ago, fixated on the girls' behinds, especially Vic's massive tuchus, and just like Buttman, she can't resist getting handsy with the talent. There is no sexual harassment in porn, to paraphrase Tom Hanks from "A League of Their Own".

It adds up to one big nothing, amateur(ish) porn featuring name talent.