Trans Fever

The worst of these three "Oopsie!" vignettes, now on VOD, got a thumbs down from subscribers to the website, due to featuring Austin Spears, a trans-male performer, amidst the cis-females and trans-females normally cast.

Vignette in question is "Skate Squad", directed by Bree Mills and Siri Dahl. Siri co-stars with Spears and Emma Magnolia. Siri and fellow redhead/"big woman" Emma Magnolia horsing around with roller skates (very little skating is included) and putting up "Skate Squad" posters, when they encounter odd-looking Austin Spears who hooks up with them for a threesome.

Big moment (sort of memorable) occurs early in the show when Austin drops drawers and reveals a pussy (with distended clit) where the cock should be -a trans-male. That shocker is extremely unusual for a porn movie -the only time I recall such casting in a big-name label porn release was Dana Vespoli's excellent "Buck Angel Superstar" six years ago from the competitor Transsensual label.

Neil Jordan's "The Crying Game" had a similarly dramatic reveal of the leading actor revealed to be trans with a cock, but that movie was a serious one with a complicated plot, involving terrorism. "Skate Squad" is trivial and pointless, apart from its depiction of fun-loving queer people cavorting sexually on screen.

I am a bit baffled by Austin's performance. Spears looks quite similar to porn actor Jay Romero, except Austin doesn't have a cock. Trans-female stars have cocks, not post-op individuals without a cock. I don't see a future on screen for Austin as likely (Buck Angel's career went nowhere), and here he doesn't speak even when his two actress co-stars start babbling after the intro pantomime section is over.

Whether the resulting trans-lesbian threesome is erotic is up to the audience -so far its thumbs-up rating on the Oopsie website is extremely low.

One of the best "Oopsie!" vignettes in quite some time, "Today's Special" points up the importance of casting, as all three actresses chosen here hit the spot.

Set-up is simple: Hailey Rose and Tori Easton are dining at a restaurant, with Hailey playing footsie under the table with her TS partner. The waitress Zariah Aura spills water all over Rose's top (wet t-shirt time) and leaves her a note to meet her in the ladies' room, where they instantly connect and have hot trans-lesbian sex.

Eventually, Tori checks out the bathroom and finds them in action, resulting not in anger but an instant threesome instead. Co-director Michael Vegas as a fellow diner has a cameo role in the loo at the end.

This represents cis-female actress Hailey's second "Oopsie!" appearance and she is making her mark as the hottest new "big natural" (breasts, that is) performer in porn. Both TS stars are quite alluring and deliver cum shots on cue, definitely a plus in this genre.

The slapstick formula still works in this 1 cis/2 trans girls "You Give Me Fever" vignette. Big-dicked Erica Cherry plays the patient, caught masturbating by Riley Nixon after the latter gives her a sponge bath. The duo having sex is then caught in the act by doctor Kasey Kei, and a trans-lesbian threesome takes over for the duration, with many changes of position and demonstrations of the performers' sexual prowess.

The two popular trans-femmes take turns being top or bottom, and busty Riley has fun being serviced by both of them. It's a cheerful XXX scene with just a bit of dialogue at the end.