Open All Night

One of Adult Cinema's best actors, Tyce Bune, makes a one-joke fantasy from Vivid Video work. A fine director, Tom Elliot (a/k/a Ren Savant) indulges himself for a feature-length bit of whimsy that would have sufficed as a 1/2 hour XXX episode for TV's "One Step Beyond".

Oddly enough, the entire movie seems inspired by the Russ Meyer short film that was a porn (soft) milestone in the 1950s, "The Immoral Mr. Teas". That original little Walter Mitty tale of a guy who kept seeing everyone suddenly naked is what happens to Tyce Bune the trucker, whose endless hours on the road have him seeing things. He stops at the trusty diner, and his favorite waitress, Vivid superstar Kira Kener, seems to be naked as she serves him some lunch.

Soon, he imagines the diner cook Devin Wolf humping Kira right in front of him; a trio of customers also going at it, and then paranoia starts to set in. Kira suggests he rest for a few hours at the adjoining motel, but then he sees her reappear as the desk clerk there, giving him a master key to try and find out which unit is free. Lo and behold, Tony Tedeschi is f*cking Mackayla in every room.

Things escalate when back in the diner he sees Kira put up the "Closed" sign, strip and hump him right on the table, then offering pie for desert spread on her pussy. As this appetizing scene starts to repeat itself he flees in abject fear to end the movie.

Bune does a great job to help transition what seems at first amusing turn into a strange form of horror. It amounts to a novel version of the adage "Be careful what you wish for", and the sexy set of Vivid actresses are eminently watchable in action.

An understandably obscure movie, it sat on the shelf at Vivid for two years before release, and sank back into obscurity, so much so that my good deed for today was to add it to IMDb, 22 years late.