Confidence Boost

Bryn Pryor (a/k/a Gus Delario) puts the H in hack with this trio of Nuru Massage porn scenes on DVD from Adult Time. All three are staged in the same old white-bricked bathroom set, decorated differently each time, and are mechanical sex scenes with the storylines reduced to near nothingness. The femme cast is way below par as well.

First vignette has the set styled as a real bathroom -it's made to look like a massage salon in the other two. Charly Summer is sitting on the toilet taking a pregnancy test, but she and boyfriend Dante Colle are only interested in having sex, covered in the gooey Nuru gel. Scene is pure filler.

Next up is Gizelle Blanco as a masseuse, giving the full treatment to Codey Steele, who wants to relax. Sex proves to be relaxing. No big deal.

But the piece de resistance is saved for last, a scene titled "Calling Her Bluff", a meaningless moniker. Pryor decides to cast himself in a major NonSex role (he last starred in a porn movie back in 2006, in a crime movie "Corruption"), and his performance is beyond terrible. Having extreme difficulty spitting out his lines of dialogue, he plays the boss of a massage parlor. He wastes plenty of screen time upbraiding masseuse April Snow for using her laptop on company time for personal shopping rather than working and she promises to stick to her job. She gives Oliver Davis a rubdown and interracial sex while the viewer is likely to yawn.